An Oscar is awarded in the category for a charming smile. Comic nominations for the holidays

21.04.2019

If you think that a corporate party can do without an impressive final chord in the form of comic award employees - You are mistaken. A cheerful, positive and bright end to the official part holiday program Everyone is waiting. Therefore, the main thing is not to disappoint the expectations of employees and develop an award ceremony that will highlight the ideas corporate event and, at the same time, will become one of the most memorable and key points holiday.

However, it is not easy to think through such a conclusion, and the advice that can be found on the Internet is unsystematic and fragmented, which is why achieving the necessary results is immediately under threat. big question. eventspro has systematized the network experience of conducting humorous corporate awards to help you choose the right areas of corporate employee recognition.

Miss, Mister and even Mrs.

Remember the famous Hollywood blockbuster with Sandra Bullock “Miss Congeniality”. You just gathered employees for festive table? There is nothing better than the fun of awarding comic awards and titles.

Mr. Idea Generator, Miss Grace, Mrs. Originality... You can cover all the traits human nature: Mr. Dreamer, Dreamer, Optimist, Miss Mystery, Wisdom, Sociability... Nominations of this type are as diverse as possible scenarios, and the presentation of prizes and souvenirs will be a pleasant addition to the corporate evening.

By the way, character traits and human qualities– are far from the only possible nominations. Can be used famous phrases, quotes or even phraseological units: Mr. “Like a fish out of water”, “Call me back”, “I’m busy”, “War is war, but lunch is on schedule”, “It’s hard to be a god” and Miss “All men are theirs...”, “Blonde behind the wheel".

New professions

The most important thing in this comic nomination is the use of professions that simply do not exist in your team. This is where observation and good knowledge of your employees will come to the rescue. How have they proven themselves? For example:

makeup artist (likes to do makeup for his colleagues);
the head physician (in his desk drawer you can find medicines for any occasion);
master of “sado” (no, not at all what you’re thinking about! “Sado” is japanese art tea ceremony. If your employee likes to brew a variety of teas and serves them to his colleagues, he is fully worthy of such a nomination);
rescuer of the year (an employee who managed to eliminate the consequences of any difficult situations);
the best in plates, a chef (one who has the skills to quickly put together a wonderful corporate buffet out of literally nothing);
taster (who likes to try sweets from each table);
a psychotherapist (for example, your system administrator or programmer, who gently explains to each employee the reasons for the Internet or database not working);
supermodel (it also happens that beauty replaces working qualities);
political or sports commentator (maybe you are used to listening to the praises of Cristiano Ronaldo in the morning or listening to the indignation about the laws “about these guest workers”);
Privy Councilor (or eminence grise- as you wish. A person who can, as if by chance, throw out a couple of phrases that can change the company’s policy. And, at the same time, his position in it);
National Geographic correspondent (someone who loves to travel and talk about it, and his desk is littered with souvenirs from other countries).

Of course, you know your employees better than we do. Therefore, perhaps other fun and more suitable nominations will come to your mind.

Hobby nominations

Feel free to use your employees' passions and habits! And for greater effect, do not forget to add the word “Best”, “Diligent”, “Brave” and other similar epithets.
The name of the nomination depends only on your imagination and observation. So: Bird-talker (it happens), Feng Shui Master, MMORPG-lover (fan of online games), DJ (always with headphones), Anecdotal Man (has fun with jokes), coffee lover and much, much more! We are confident that your employees are very versatile people.

Smart guys and smart girls

Collect in this category all the actions of employees (both serious and funny) related to any discoveries and ideas. Simply Talent (for solving crossword puzzles or successfully solving 4th grade problems for the director’s son), “Kinder Surprise” (for the youngest and most active employees), Breakthrough of the Year, Idea Generator, etc. fit perfectly here.

Golden Oscar

The simplest and most common type of comic award. The nominations correspond to the nominations of the famous Hollywood event and look like:

best director;
best script;
nomination for unusual role;
nomination for Best Supporting Actor;
nomination for best cameo role;
for the best sound;
head of costumes.

With this type of award ceremony, it is necessary to provide Hollywood attributes (red carpet, outfits, camera flashes).

The “Oscar-winning” theme will be perfectly complemented by a high-quality and vibrant show program; you can read about various show programs and their advantages in the article “Show for a corporate party. Whom to invite? ".

We present certificates

Of course, the highlight is the presentation of certificates. The certificate must be:

funny;
such that you want to hang it on the wall (or above the desktop);
related to the specifics of the work of an office or enterprise;
unique (take the time to come up with words that will set each employee apart from the rest).

In addition to diplomas, you can present diplomas and certificates and even certificates; it all depends only on your imagination and the format of the award ceremony. If you won’t surprise anyone by presenting certificates, then presenting various certificates, permits and permits may surprise employees, especially when you present one or another employee with certificates such as “City Mayor”, “Killer” or permission to “Fly into space while intoxicated” " and so on.

Souvenirs, ready-made certificates and cups

We offer approximate text content:

Awarded to (such and such) for:

…entertaining employees from other organizations who come to the office with anecdotes;
...successful color scheme makeup that fits perfectly into the office interior;
… daily familiarization of colleagues with political events our (and not only!) country;
...a gentle voice on the phone, zombifying enemies and turning them into friends of the company;
...the best cabbage grown on a farm on social networks during working hours;
…excellent awareness of personal life all colleagues;
...saving colleagues from the harmful effects of nicotine (for constantly “shooting” cigarettes in the smoking room);
...improving the atmosphere of the office (respectful attitude towards colors in the hall or office).

Come up with your own wording that will make employees laugh, while at the same time (in a non-offensive and humorous manner) revealing their passions, strengths, or even shortcomings (the latter is the most important because it helps people work on themselves and improve themselves).

Today it is not difficult to find many ready-made souvenirs with funny inscriptions that can become the basis of a nomination. In this case, of course, you don’t have to come up with them yourself - just give your employees a T-shirt, mug, magnet or notepad. The same applies to printing products. You can find certificates where it will already be written “Simply to the Goddess”, “Master “Golden Hands”, “Bright Head”, and even “Certificate given... that he is Simply Talent”.

One of the members of the Queen group, Roger Taylor, once remarked that in our world nothing goes without a reward - especially if a person tries. The reward for the manager for a properly thought-out festive corporate evening will be an increase in the efficiency and loyalty of employees, as well as an increase in the image and level of the enterprise itself.

To ensure that the event goes off with a bang, we suggest that you familiarize yourself in advance with the mistakes that are often made when organizing corporate events “

When I'm on a date I swing my hips

Yesterday we had a corporate party on the occasion of New Year's Eve.
summing up the results, rewarding the most distinguished in the opinion of the authorities...
and also my friend (and at the same time colleague) found on the Internet funny nominations and presented everyone with certificates and diplomas...
I decided to post it here because... almost everything was taken from different sources.....maybe it will be useful for someone or for myself (if I leave for another job)
1. If you work hard 8 hours a day, you will eventually become a boss and have the right to work 12 hours a day.
In nomination "Breakthrough of the Year" awarded......(presented to a sales representative who will be a Senior Sales Representative (something like a supervisor) with NG).
2. You cannot give everything to everyone, because there are many of them, but there is not enough of everything in the warehouse. But she copes with it. In nomination "We were daydreaming" awarded......(warehouse manager)
3. “Should I go to work?” - he thought... and didn’t go. But he doesn't think so. In the nomination "Thank God you came" awarded..... (driver who likes to disappear for a day without warning)
4. I make myself laugh with my funny face. In the nomination "Positive Attitude" the most cheerful and a positive person in the company. (trade representative, the most positive)
5. If you get bored
And I've had enough of everything already,
Listen to her ringing laughter
It will be fun for you.
In nomination "Antidepressant" awarded.... (cheerful employee).
6. For a responsible attitude to the work schedule: despite crazy traffic jams, world disasters, the fall in the dollar and rising prices for gold and beer, he will appear in the right place and at the right time. In nomination "Keeping up with the times" awarded... (forklift driver, it was the hardest thing for them to come up with, so it’s just a general nomination that doesn’t characterize them as a person).
7. The most attentive. Nothing and no one will be missed, everything will be noticed and recorded. In nomination “And the sense of smell is like that of a dog, and the eye is like that of an eagle.”, awarded...(given to the girl Torg representative), she is like that with us))
8. She will always share the last crust of bread with her neighbor, treat her to tea, offer a drink and not only coffee…………In the nomination "Self-assembled tablecloth" awarded (they gave it to me, because you can’t think of anything special about yourself either)
9. She recently came to us. Quietly and calmly lives and works next to us. But how many ideas are stored in this head? She will definitely show herself to everyone. In the nomination "Hidden reserves" awarded... (given to the accountant-cashier, she came to us not so long ago)
10. She is the most eloquent employee, she is not afraid to speak on behalf of the team, even if her opinion goes against the opinion of the boss... In the nomination "Speaker, Voice of the People" awarded (given to the Chief Accountant (she likes to argue with the director).
11. Brilliant carelessness and absent-mindedness.
He is always late everywhere, but
always and everywhere in time, although he
never there! How is it with him
it turns out? In nomination "The Unbearable Lightness of Being" awarded... (given to the head of the transport department. This is exactly about him, he always shys away somewhere, and then pretends that he has been working all day)
12. Dedicated to the employee, by the magic wave of whose hand any office equipment will “clog” into operation. In the nomination "Master of Golden Hands", is awarded (given to our operator, this one will definitely always fix everything. He once saved us when our server crashed).
13. It is from her that you can always find out what date, who did what in the company, why it is called that way and who named it. She can endlessly tell tales from the history of the company. In nomination "Keeper of Traditions", awarded (given to the Trade Representative, she is one of those who has been working here for a very long time)
14. This is the calmest voice of the company; communication with it puts you in a state of peace. You want to communicate with him again and again. In nomination
"Mr Antistress" awarded....(given to the calmest driver).
15. This is the very, very... head of the company. This is our most intelligent employee. This is our smart girl, erudite and intellectual
She is capable of solving the most difficult problems! In the nomination "Uma Chamber", awarded (given to the manager, somehow they also couldn’t come up with something interesting).
16. Kings can do everything, kings can do everything. And sometimes they decide the fate of the whole earth. In nomination "How hard it is to be God" awarded (presented to the General Director).
17. He makes an enormous contribution to the work of our company, while remaining invisible. In the nomination "X-Men" awarded (given to the second forklift driver, it was also difficult to choose for him).
18. A real driver should not count how many passers-by he hits on the road. The driver's job is to drive the car, not to be amused by statistics! In the nomination "The cat that walks by itself" awarded (given to the driver)
19. He is engaged in expressing himself every day - he works hard and thoroughly. Not all is gold that lies poorly, but all is gold who works well! In nomination “Prove yourself - secure it” awarded...(given to the driver)

We hope that our comic nominations for March 8 will be suitable for congratulating and entertaining your female colleagues at the festive table. We wish you to have fun and laugh heartily! After all, all nominations contain jokes!

1. Nomination: “Mother Teresa”

This nomination should be won by a woman who always feels sorry for everyone, who comes to the aid of everyone in difficult times, a kind of “vest” in which you can cry, talk about your troubles and failures. She will understand everything, sympathize, give practical advice, calm you down, wipe your sniffles and set you up for a positive attitude. You are very lucky if you have Mother Teresa in your team, whom you can trust and throw out your emotions.

2. Nomination: “Mother of many children”

The winner in this category among female colleagues can be considered the one whose greatest number children. By the way, children can be not only her own children, but also adopted ones, as well as own husband, a cat and a dog, guarded relatives and other “children” whom she surrounds with care and love, except that she doesn’t give a tit in her mouth)

3. Nomination: “Queen of Seduction”

Well, will this bitch pass by at least one single man? In general, what difference does it make whether he is single or married? She's not interested at all. And if he loves the one and only, his wife, doesn’t that turn her on and spur her on to exploits? This is where the hunt for a male begins, no, not for the sake of high feelings, only for the sake of fun and confirmation of one’s own superiority. She sometimes tries to seduce even the husbands of her female colleagues, out of boredom. What a bitch! Serves you right, keep the nomination!

4. Nomination: “Golden Hands”

Oh, this crazy needlewoman! She is always sewing, embroidering and knitting something, and then bringing it to work or showing off her new creations on VKontakte. You can always find it in the line of a hardware and fabric store, standing behind beads or lace. She always dreams about something and lights up with ideas in Burda's latest magazine! By the way, she cooks food just as excellently as she does crafts. By the way, she also has minor sins. She often forgets to wash the dishes or wash her husband’s shirt when she is immersed in creative process. But let’s not remind her of this on March 8, what if she gets offended?

5. Nomination: “Beauty Queen”

The Queen of Beauty, unlike the Queen of Seduction, has no goal of seducing or attracting anyone. This lady is simply overly passionate about her own beauty and improves herself day after day. No matter what she has tried, manicures and pedicures are routine procedures for her. Eyebrow tattooing, eyelash, hair, teeth(?) extensions, removal of excess body hair, the eternal grueling struggle with excess weight, visits to beauty salons and fitness clubs, fashionable new diets, health cocktails, highlighting, lamination, haircuts in the bikini area and etc., etc.... allow her to win the nomination for Beauty Queen! It's fun when you have girls like that in your team!

6. Nomination: “Cinderella” or “Housewife”

In part, this colleague can compete with the girl from the “Golden Hands” nomination, but her difference is that, like an electric broom, she manages everything and everywhere. And cook, and sew, and tidy, and wash... He does everything with good mood, passion, excitement! In addition, he keeps a garden, knows how to be at work at the same time, kindergarten and the store. The boss often loses track of her because she has too much to do! And work is far from her strong point. But on March 8, we will forgive her for this... After all, we have an understanding attitude towards such women, who, even without us, will always have people who are ready to sit on their wide and strong female neck and go, snacking on homemade pies and drinking beer, to Soccer game on TV, grumbling, when will the dumplings be cooked?...

7. Nomination: “Commander in a Skirt”

Behind her eyes, she is called “woman-horse”, or “commander in a skirt”. She is always demanding of others, and sometimes of herself. As a rule, this nomination can be taken by your female boss or another colleague. Her main feature is one’s own diligence, a crazy passion for work, sticking one’s nose into things that aren’t one’s own, the desire to advise, teach, and reprimand everyone for their “messies.” A commander in a skirt will put any man under his belt, teach him how to repair an outlet or clean a sewer pipe; do not expect mercy from her if you forgot to congratulate him on his birthday or invite him to your holiday. She will find a way to respond in kind, but will make it three times more painful. So, the nomination “Commander in a Skirt” goes to the most severe woman in the team.

8. Nomination: “Artist”

Is someone singing again in the morning, or laughing throughout the entire corridor? Running around all floors in stiletto heels, leaving a charming smell of expensive perfume, twirling her butt in every department, showing off a new dress? She never misses a single holiday or a competition, she never sits on the sidelines, dances or sings karaoke, is always the center of attention, bursts into laughter and attracts men with her courage? Of course, this is her, our artist, winner in the nomination of the same name, Miss Star, and Miss Marilyn Monroe!

9. Nomination: “Sportswoman”

A girl, a beauty, a former Komsomol member, always an athlete! Who will participate in the next race, defending the honor of the company - of course she! Who will throw the cannonball the furthest? She! Whoever scores 10 goals with one left is also her. Don’t you dare offend her, men, this girl will not tolerate humiliation. Once! Two! And you are already walking sourly to work with a black eye...

10. Nomination: “Mi-mi-mi”

The girl is a cutie, a baby girl, a fragile and gentle creature who goes to work either out of boredom or at the instruction of her mother. And why should this little one work? When is there a husband providing for her? I would go for a walk in boutiques with my dwarf dog, and look for new trinkets... But our March 8 cutie deserves her nomination for her kind and flexible character, it’s a pleasure to work with her, although everything has to be explained 1000 times... An infantile child, what can we take from her? ...

We hope that our 10 comic nominations made the fair half of your team smile!

Properly selected nominations for rewarding employees are no worse than financial incentives. Read the article about what to give to employees so that they remember the event for a long time.

From the article you will learn:

Why are nominations needed to reward employees?

Rewarding employees - effective tool non-material motivation. Not everyone dreams of receiving a prize, because people’s values differ. The main thing is not to reward the same specialists year after year, otherwise this will lead to conflicts and a decrease in loyalty.

Award titles at corporate events when most of employees getting together. Choose honorary titles, related to the type of activity, character traits, or rely on other criteria. Make sure that cool nominations employees were not insulted or humiliated to receive awards.

Note!

During times of crisis, when the company cannot award bonuses and give out material bonuses, use interesting nominations to reward employees. Organize an event to increase staff engagement.

What criteria should be taken into account when choosing nominations for awarding employees?

Draw up and agree with senior management on descriptions of merits and achievements applicable to different categories of persons: for managers, specialists, ordinary performers. Choose funny and serious nominations to reward employees. Be smart, think about what you personally remember about a person’s activities over a certain period of time.

Consider the success of a top manager to be the implementation complex project. Reward performers for working hard or flawlessly, and reward specialists for quickly solving current problems.

When awarding humorous nominations for corporate events, describe merits of the staff variably - list several characteristics based on which you decided to award. Your words determine how other employees who did not receive the prize will react to the situation. List real successes, do not show personal attitude. Subjective opinion demotivates people who remain outside your field of attention.

When choosing nominations for employees for a corporate party, consult with colleagues who are not management. Let them offer options and highlight employees whose achievements they remember. It's impossible to include everyone's opinions, but if you're stuck, organize an online poll or a written survey.

Editorial advice:

Be prepared for the fact that humorous nominations for corporate events and intangible prizes can cause negativity. Practice a course of action in advance to reassure dissatisfied employees. How to prepare , read in the HR Director magazine.

Based on forum materials

What could be worse than a boring office party? To prevent this from happening to you, take full responsibility, be creative, and organize a fun and meaningful evening. To begin with, we suggest original idea for a party with colleagues - comic nominations for employees for a corporate event.

In every team, there comes a time to sum up the results for a certain period of work, when it is necessary to thank the employees. But I would like this event not to become just another official event with the distribution of certificates and not turn into a dry and boring ceremony.

A party is a great way to reward employees for Good work, motivate them and increase corporate culture. And funny office bonuses will help remove the officialdom of awards. They are ideal for recognizing colleagues, end-of-year performance reviews, and awards ceremonies at informal meetings. These can be funny nominations, comic awards with the presentation of funny certificates or diplomas for company managers and ordinary employees.

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To organize a party, you will need to transform your office to some extent to give the event a more informal character and a fun atmosphere:

Create a makeshift stage or decorate the room to suit the occasion you are celebrating. These could be garlands, themed posters, flags, or a red carpet to the stage for the nominees.
Music always sets the mood. Conduct a survey among employees, ask them to submit their musical wishes in advance. This way you will get a playlist for your corporate event.
Organize a festive buffet. Here's an idea: ask your employees to bring their own to the table. favorite dish. You could even hold a competition best recipe your office, and reward the winner.
To stimulate the spirit of competition, you can announce a photography competition in advance. An employee who will do the best funny photo from office life on the phone, will also be awarded at the party in the “Best Paparazzi” category.
You need to worry in advance about prizes, awards, funny certificates and nominations for employees and participants of your corporate event.
To have fun, organize interactive games, solve charades or organize a tournament. This will allow you to expand your team’s social circle and learn more about each other.

We offer you several funny categories of awards for corporate party. It is not necessary to use these exact nominations. You can easily change the names or descriptions to make the fun awards unique to your group and specific recipients. Nominations can range from “For dedicated office work” to “Best mouse tamer”, meaning computer mouse. The last nomination is best suited for your system administrator.

Cool nominations for women:

“Natural blonde” is not only her calling in life, but also her main duty in the office.
“The most transparent (ghostly)” - in every organization there is always at least one employee who has just been seen. You can present this humorous certificate if she shows up to accept it.
"Spam Mistress" - some employees can't resist forwarding messages Email. Perhaps they really believe that Microsoft will pay them 10 cents for every time they send junk mail. As an incentive, reward your endless incoming messages with this fun certificate.

Funny awards for men:

“The best surfer of the season” - even lazy employees who constantly hang out on the Internet in order to buy or sell something need recognition. Show them you recognize their web surfing prowess with this fun bonus.
“Headless horseman” - in any team there is an employee to whom management periodically issues a tirade: “It would be better if you lost your head!” This nomination is for people who lose the necessary documents at the wrong time.
“Breakthrough of the Year” - there will probably be a fearless leader in your office - bold and risky, who is not afraid to take on new tasks and rally a group of enthusiasts around him. This award is for him.