Hi all. Well, guys. The day has come. The day we have been putting off for so long. The day that changed us forever. From now on, we will no longer be the same. Yes... we went to the X-show in Pattaya.

How this happened, we ourselves did not understand. In general, we did not plan to go to it, but our friends from Saratov came to Pattaya, and after dinner at the market, they insisted on this show. I had to (but honestly, not without desire) go to Walking Street and satisfy my interest.

In general, when we were planning a trip to Thailand, we discussed this show and definitely wanted to go to it, but once here, we somehow avoided such establishments. And then it happened. Then we took my parents to this show, but we didn’t go with them ourselves.

We arrived with friends on Walking Street and, without thinking twice (and there’s no other way, otherwise you’ll change your mind), we followed the first Thai guy we came across, who offered us a printout of some porn photos. We followed him for a couple of minutes, he constantly looked back, checking if we had broken away. And now we come to a depraved establishment, in the best traditions of Walking Street. What's the cover charge? It's different everywhere. There are several establishments with X-shows on this street, but they all have approximately the same program. We paid 500 baht per person, and after that, so to speak, “ entertainment program“We found a guy who offered to go to a similar show for 200 baht. We made a mistake.

What is X-show?

This is a naughty sex show featuring Thai girls. Well, at least the one we were on was just something! Shock, horror, interesting and even a little funny, but general impression, more negative. The place itself is disgusting, and not because I'm so picky and all that. They just could have designed their show better. And so, everything is somehow unorganized, some kind of amateur performance.

Let's move on to the main thing, what happens on this porn show?

Well, first of all, not everything that is drawn on that printout that the guy showed on Walking Street. I don’t know how it was before, but now we heard that sexual acts on stage are prohibited. So manhood You definitely don't see it. The girls’ breasts are also not exposed, but their “snail”, let’s call it that, is shown in all its glory. =)

From there they take out large garlands 15 meters long of artificial flowers, some multi-colored ribbons and so on. They do this to popular compositions by Britney Spears and other pop artists. Sometimes the music is very beautiful and romantic, but what is happening on stage does not fit the music at all.

Atmosphere in the hall

The light in the hall is dim. There is no exact schedule for the show; it takes place one after another with short breaks for girls dancing around the pole. As it turned out, we came in the middle of the show, it ended, we watched the next second show, and then left.

The girls perform in turns, each with their own, so to speak, number, their own “talents”. =) One smokes with her “snail”, another plays some kind of pipe with her (the sounds are quite strange), the third opens Coca-Cola bottles with a metal cap with her “treasure”, the fourth takes out sharp blades on a string from there (this is really a shock) . Moreover, the blades are so sharp that she then comes up to the audience and sharpens a pencil with these blades. Magician =)

But there were a few numbers that really amused us. The first one, I call it “fun shooting”. The girl handed out inflatable multi-colored balls to everyone (and our friend, without thinking, took one of them), asked them to raise them higher and shot darts at them, what do you think? That's right, from your “snail”. And she shot accurately, almost always hitting the first time. And darts with a metal tip are sharp. So the production is quite dangerous. Another asked the audience to hold the glass and shot ping pong balls into it, also using her “cannon”! Very disgusting side effect is the liquid that flies out of its “snail” along with a dart or ping-pong ball. The audience cannot contain their surprise and shock.

In principle, the show is interesting and unusual, but we won’t go there a second time. It's really disgusting. Girls are so uninterested in what they do that sometimes you just feel sorry for them. They walk like zombies, have difficulty moving around the pole, and if her shift ends, she can walk across the hall home in her outfit and with a bag over her shoulder. No intrigue or anticipation. Everything is very primitive, although unusual. After each performance, a Thai woman comes out with a bucket and begs the audience for more money for the girls to tip. It is almost impossible not to give.

If you want, then go to the x-show to satisfy your interest, but just be careful with the balls =)

Attention! Filming the show is strictly prohibited. We didn't manage to photograph anything. More precisely, we managed to film a little, but the secret controller deleted most of the files after she saw that we were filming. But something remains. And if you're interested, watch our video about the x-show below the article.

We also secretly sent my parents to a similar show when they were vacationing in Thailand. We said they were going to see Thai folklore. When they arrived, we recorded their impressions on hidden camera. Want to know what they had to say? Watch the video below.

The hottest show in Pattaya X-Show 69
Show for adults (age limit is 18+). Extreme with childish tricks.
No one will remain indifferent. The performance of artists of a non-standard genre makes the pulse beat at an incredible speed, quickens the breath and takes your breath away! All the tricks performed are unique. You won't see this anywhere else!
Even people with wild imaginations will be amazed at how masterfully and completely inappropriately Thai girls use their bodies. The plot of the performance unfolds on the podium. It is surrounded by places for spectators who crave vivid, unforgettable experiences.
In the show program: a shameless girl “drinks” Coke with a straw. Paints a picture without using your hands, feet or lips! See how masterfully local women can juggle tennis balls. This is not the entire program of the show!

Peak performance
The show is aimed not only at young people, but also at the fair half of humanity, who will learn how local men play drums without using drumsticks.
Marvel at the accuracy of the actresses shooting air balloons darts, to put it mildly, in a non-standard way. You will witness a deadly stunt - a Thai girl takes out garlands that are strewn with razor blades. The length of the garlands reaches several meters.

Why is it worth visiting X-show 69 in Pattaya?
This performance is simply not to be missed; everyone should attend it! It is also unique in that it cannot be found on the phones of friends or acquaintances who have already been there. Photo and video shooting are strictly prohibited! Before the start of the performance, a search is carried out: smartphones, cameras, video cameras and other equipment must be returned before the end of the show.

Would you like to attend a show?
If you want to be guaranteed to attend this incredible show, apply now! Applications are accepted either by phone or via the website (without prepayment). In addition to the 69 show, there are many more unusual and unforgettable things in Pattaya. The website presents the best excursions. Book your place right now while in Russia, so as not to waste time searching later!

Price with group

Additional Information
ATTENTION: The presentation program may be partially adjusted due to increased inspections by the authorities. It's possible that the show won't have all the most explicit scenes.

When do the excursions take place?
Daily.
We leave the hotel from 19:30 to 20:30, return from 22:30 to 23:00. The show starts: 18:00 - 22:00. Duration: 45 minutes.

What is included in the price of the excursion?
Travel from the hotel and back, entrance ticket to the show and viewing it.

How do you pay?
Cash to the driver on the day of the trip.

Something drew me to spicy topics in Lately. And it all started with. In general, Thailand is a Mecca for all sorts of perverts, to be sure. But if you go with the purpose of relaxing, swimming, sunbathing, looking at another culture, eating Thai cuisine, then you will never encounter anything unusual or dirty.
And my husband and I, while in Bangkok, decided to go to a Thai show for adults, which our friends told us about. The mood was spirited, the blood was heated under the Thai sun, and after the Thai rum, and why not?

Pussy show

We went out into the street, stopped a taxi right outside the hotel and uttered the cherished phrase “pussy show.” The taxi driver nodded and promised to take him where he needed to go. And he brought it. Some inconspicuous courtyard, where a bunch of foreigners and Thais were crowded. We went inside, paid about 500 baht per ticket for one, and were allowed into a rather cramped, smoky, crowded hall. In the middle of the hall there was a round stage with a pole on which a naked Thai girl was dancing.

True, she didn't just dance. And suddenly she began to take out a long thread with straight razors from the place where children usually appear. God knows how they fit in there. Next, another participant in the adult show jumped out and began performing a trick of opening a Coca-Cola bottle with her vaginal muscles. What were they doing there! And the balls were pierced with arrows, which were released from intimate places, and the candles were blown out, and great amount they pulled out satin ribbons, and needles... You can’t remember everything.

Nearby, a bar sold beer and other alcoholic drinks, and they walked around very frivolously dressed girls, and sat down on the laps of male spectators. There were an overwhelming majority of men in this room, of course. But there were also curious fools like me.

Climax of the adult show

The climax of all this bacchanalia was the show with the blond guy. Well, yes, there was also a guy there, of European appearance, by the way. He came out onto the site with a pole in all his glory, not hiding anything from the public. And there a beautiful maiden was already waiting for him. They did somersaults that not every yogi can do. Having lived for so many years, I didn’t even suspect that such poses existed.

The girls sitting in the hall, some looked at the ceiling, some squinted at the bar counter, carefully averting their eyes from the place where the so-called “show” was taking place. Well, it was somehow impossible to contemplate this horror. I constantly had to bump into a Thai girl who obediently endured everything that the blonde sex giant did to her. She had the tired and sad expression of Eeyore on her face. The face of her uh-uh... partner did not express anything at all - pure Terminator.

My husband and I sobered up quickly on this adult show. And they retreated quickly, without waiting for the end. We got into a taxi, of which there were a bunch near the courtyard, and were told to quickly get out of here. The taxi driver, seeing our pricked faces, began to warmly invite us to go to a ladyboy show, saying that we had never seen anything like this! “NOOO!” my husband and I screamed in unison. We've had enough show for today, let's get to the hotel, boss, get to the hotel!

Conclusion

Of course, I’m not Little Red Riding Hood, and my husband is not a gentle boy, but more similar shows we are not walkers. This can only be described in one word - abomination. Nothing exciting or exciting. It’s disgusting and disgusting, and evokes only one burning desire - to quickly get out of there and wash yourself properly. And I feel sorry for the workers of this show. This is how life has to push its face against the asphalt in order to decide on such a job.

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What shows in Thailand are definitely worth attending?

If you only remember Thailand for its beaches, then your trip will be in vain.

Must see in Thailand

Thailand is known to tourists as a place where everyone can find entertainment to their liking. Some will appreciate the beautiful sandy beaches with clear water, while others will be interested in visiting various shows during their trip, of which there are many in Thailand. What is most worth visiting in a limited period of time will be discussed.

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Drag queen show is not what you think

And, of course, it’s worth starting with the transvestite shows that this country is so famous for. You can see them by visiting the Alcazar and Tiffany shows in Pattaya. There are no fundamental differences between these two shows - and the cost of entry to them is approximately the same. Having paid about 700 baht, you can see... no, not debauchery at all, as some tourists incorrectly believe, but a beautiful performance. Tiffany and Alcazar are not bars, much less massage parlors type of “brothel”, but a cabaret, where spectators can watch dancing, real theatrical performances, demonstrating the considerable acting skills of the participants. In Bangkok there is also a similar cabaret - “Calypso”. This is actually very beautiful, and you can do it just for the sake of it!

18+

If you still want to watch a “show for adults”, then there are no obstacles to this. In Pattaya, Phuket and the tourist areas of Bangkok, you will probably be approached by barkers inviting you to attend the X-show. However, in this case, in order to avoid possible deceptions, it is better to use the services of any street travel agency, each of which is ready to offer you a ticket to a “shock show”, where Thais in all sorts of ways are sophisticated in demonstrating the act of intercourse in a variety of combinations.

Siam Niramit or Thailand History Show

Returning to the topic of truly cultural pastime, we can recommend the show “Siam Niramit”. Here you will not only enjoy a performance showcasing the history of Thailand, but you will also be able to see live the customs and lifestyle of ethnic Thais. "Siam Niramit" can be seen in Bangkok and, more recently, in Phuket. By the way, in Phuket you can also visit the Simon cabaret, where the program includes humorous skits, concert component and performance in Egyptian style.

Animal show

Shows featuring animals also deserve a special mention. For example, you can visit an elephant village, where trained animals will show you their ability to follow human commands, play catch with each other, and even draw! No less interesting to tourists will be performances involving snakes or crocodiles, into whose mouths fearless trainers stick their heads - all under the admiring glances of the public.