If you know what to say, say it. Don't know what to say, speak French? Delightfully wise absurdity from Lewis Carroll, which is worth taking as rules of life

  • 26.11.2023

1. If everything in the world is meaningless, what prevents you from inventing some meaning?

2. Meet someone smart for a change!

3. If some people didn’t meddle in other people’s affairs, the earth would spin faster!

4. Don't grunt! Express your thoughts in a different way!

5. One of the most serious losses in battle is the loss of your head.

6. If you have nothing else to do, come up with something better than unanswerable riddles.

7. You will definitely end up somewhere. You just need to walk long enough.

8. If you hold a red-hot poker in your hands for too long, you will eventually get burned; if you slash your finger deeply with a knife, blood usually comes out of the finger; If you drain a bottle marked “Poison!” at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel unwell.

9. If you don't know what to say, speak French! When you go
put your socks apart! And remember who you are!

10. Never think that you are different from what you could be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.

11. You have no idea how nice it is to dance a sea square dance with lobsters.

12. If the verses make no sense, so much the better. There is no need to try to explain them.

13. If I were not real, I would not cry.

14. You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere, you have to run at least twice as fast!

15. Tomorrow never happens today. Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, now, finally, tomorrow”?

16. While you’re thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.

17. You can always take more than nothing.

18. You need to know how to get to the cash register, even if you can’t read!

19. What good is a book if there are no pictures or conversations in it?

20. If it were so, it would be nothing, and if it were nothing, it would be so, but since it is not so, it is not so! This is the logic of things!

21. Before you go somewhere, you need to stock up on a good branch to wave off elephants.

22. You cannot lubricate your watch with butter!

23. When you speak, open your mouth a little wider.

24. When you feel bad, always eat splinters. You won't find another tool like this!

25. First, distribute the pie to everyone, and then cut it!

26. Why organize processions if everyone falls on their faces? No one will see anything then...

27. It’s so good to be at home! There you are always the same height!

28. Pepper probably makes them start to contradict everyone. Vinegar makes them bitter, mustard makes them sad, onions make them cunning, wine makes them feel guilty, and baking makes them kinder. What a pity that no one knows about this... Everything would be so simple. If only you could eat the baked goods, you’ll be fine!

29. As soon as I swallow something, something interesting happens.

30. One blotter, of course, is not very tasty. But if you mix it with something else - with gunpowder, for example, or with sealing wax - then it’s a completely different matter!

31. Some people are very smart, just like babies!

32. I never dissuade anyone with my hands!

33. When I find something, it is usually a frog or a worm.

34. Girls, you know, eat eggs too.

35. Tell you what, my dear, if you are going to turn into a pig, I won’t know you anymore.

36. It doesn't matter where my body is. My mind works non-stop. The lower my head, the deeper my thoughts!

37. How convenient it is to lose your name! Let's say you return home and no one knows your name. The governess will want to call you to a lesson, shout: “Come here...” and stop, she has forgotten your name. And you, of course, won’t go - after all, it’s unknown who she called!

38. Kill Time! How could he like this? If you hadn’t quarreled with him, you could have asked him for everything you wanted.

39. Ten nights are ten times warmer than one. And ten times colder.

40. Hence the moral: I can’t figure something out.


- The Lord can be so cruel that sometimes he leaves you to live on.
-Only your enemies will tell you the truth. Friends and lovers will lie endlessly, caught in the web of their obligations.
- I said it before, I say it now. When you suddenly discover something you have a talent for, you'll pore over it until your fingers bleed and your eyes fall out of their sockets.
- I respect fear. He organizes people. For example, if it were possible to imagine the possibility of such a choice, then I would never fly on an airplane whose entire crew was not afraid to fly.

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Favorite "Alice in Wonderland" by L. Carroll and her rules of life) 1. If everything in the world is meaningless, what prevents you from inventing some meaning? 2. While you’re thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time. 3. If you don't know what to say, speak French! When you walk, put your socks apart! And remember who you are! 4. Before you go somewhere, you need to stock up on a good branch to wave off elephants. 5. Do not lubricate your watch with butter! 6. If you have nothing else to do, come up with something better than unanswerable riddles. 7. You will definitely end up somewhere. You just need to walk long enough. 8. If you hold a red-hot poker in your hands for too long, you will eventually get burned; if you slash your finger deeply with a knife, blood usually comes out of the finger; If you drain a bottle marked “Poison!” at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel unwell. 9. If some people didn’t meddle in other people’s affairs, the earth would spin faster! 10. Never think that you are different from what you could be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise. 11. You have no idea how nice it is to dance a sea square dance with lobsters. 12. If the verses make no sense, so much the better. There is no need to try to explain them. 13. If I were not real, I would not cry. 14. You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere, you have to run at least twice as fast! 15. Tomorrow never happens today. Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, now, finally, tomorrow”? 16. I wish I could meet someone smart for a change! 17. You can always take more than nothing. 18. You need to know how to get to the cash register, even if you can’t read! 19. What good is a book if there are no pictures or conversations in it? 20. Don't grunt! Express your thoughts in a different way! 21. If it were so, it would be nothing, and if it were nothing, it would be so, but since it is not so, it is not so! This is the logic of things! 22. One of the most serious losses in battle is losing your head. 23. When you speak, open your mouth a little wider. 24. When you feel bad, always eat splinters. You won't find another tool like this! 25. First, distribute the pie to everyone, and then cut it! 26. Why organize processions if everyone falls on their faces? No one will see anything then... 27. It’s so nice to be at home! There you are always the same height! 28. Pepper probably makes them start to contradict everyone. Vinegar makes them bitter, mustard makes them sad, onions make them cunning, wine makes them guilty, and baking makes them kinder. What a pity that no one knows about this... Everything would be so simple. If only you could eat the baked goods, you would become better! 29. As soon as I swallow something, something interesting happens. 30. One blotter, of course, is not very tasty. But if you mix it with something else - with gunpowder, for example, or with sealing wax - then it’s a completely different matter! 31. Some people are very smart, just like babies! 32. I never dissuade anyone with my hands! 33. When I find something, it is usually a frog or a worm. 34. Girls, you know, eat eggs too. 35. Tell you what, my dear, if you are going to turn into a pig, I won’t know you anymore. 36. It doesn't matter where my body is. My mind works non-stop. The lower my head, the deeper my thoughts! 37. How convenient it is to lose your name! Let's say you return home and no one knows your name. The governess will want to call you to a lesson, shout: “Come here...” and stop, she has forgotten your name. And you, of course, won’t go - after all, it’s unknown who she called! 38. Kill Time! How could he like this? If you hadn’t quarreled with him, you could have asked him for everything you wanted. 39. Ten nights are ten times warmer than one. And ten times colder. 40. Hence the moral: I can’t figure something out. Brilliant and simple of all ingenious and simple!

How often do you repeat this? Keep a journal or notebook of the frequency of repetition of this phrase. Don't obsess over it, just mark it every time. Mark in the back of your notebook, in your notepad, on anything you have at hand.

  • This isn't meant to make you feel terrible; Knowing how often you use this habit will ultimately help you choose your words better and track your success over time.
  • Remember: focus on becoming aware of this habit, do not punish yourself in order to break this pattern.

Temporarily replace this phrase. Promise yourself not to say “I don’t know” until you have listened carefully and really you won't know. Instead, try saying something, something else.

  • It would be a good idea to come up with a few phrases so that the words you use to replace them do not become a habit. For example: “Hmmm,” or “Not sure,” or “Maybe,” or “What do you think?” or “I’d like to hear before I answer.” In the last example given, by asking the other person a question, you can force them to think a little more about what they said, thereby giving them time to think for themselves!
  • Admit that it seemed lazy because it was laziness. Your interlocutor will instantly know that you simply do not want to think about what you were told or that you are simply not interested in the conversation. Saying “I don’t know” once will immediately kill the conversation. What association will a person have? How would he/she perceive your “I don’t know”? You would most likely take this as rudeness. It’s as rude as ending a conversation with “I don’t know.”

    • If you really don't know what to say on a given topic, why not say, “I don't feel comfortable talking about this right now (you can continue the phrase with “I'm not knowledgeable enough about this” or “I haven't had time to think about it”). Can we talk later or talk about this tomorrow/next time?”
  • Listen actively. Instead of thinking about something else, with your head in the clouds wondering what “you” want to talk about next, try to listen to the other person. Ask a couple of questions about what he/she was talking about - any will do. Try “seriously?” when you notice that the person is waiting for a reaction from you. In addition, ask questions that will help you learn something:

    • “What do you think about the plot of this film?” “I’m not entirely sure I understand why X decided to do Y. Did you catch it yourself?”
    • “What do you know about that handsome guy who took the advanced math class” “not much... didn’t he say he was from Nebraska?”
    • “Why was Tamara so upset last night?” “Did you ask her? She ran past me!”
    • “Zach, what is the answer to question 3” “I have a problem, Ms. Sanchez. I didn’t understand what Hamlet meant...” (This will show that you thought about the task and the teacher, most likely, will not reproach you.) Listen to the sighs of relief of other students around you!
  • Think about what you were asked. If you don't have an immediate answer, pause instead of saying "I don't know." If you're really struggling, apologize to the other person by saying something like, "I never thought about that until now." At the very least, it will let your partner know that you were listening to him or her, and were actively considering the question, rather than automatically babbling “I don’t know.”

    ““I should see the garden far better,” said Alice to herself, “if I could get to the top of that hill: and here's a path that leads straight to it—at least, no, it doesn't do that— ” (after going a few yards along the path, and turning several sharp corners), "but I suppose it will at last. ...

    “If I climb that hill, I’ll see the whole garden at once,” thought Alice. - And here is the path, it leads straight up... No, not at all straight... ...


    & “Where do you come from?” said the Red Queen. “And where are you going? Look up, speak nicely, and don’t twiddle your fingers all the time.”
    Alice attended to all these directions, and explained, as well as she could, that she had lost her way.
    “I don’t know what you mean by your way,” said the Queen: “all the ways about here belong to me...”

    & - Where are you from? - asked the Queen. - And where are you going? Look in my eyes! Answer politely! And don't wiggle your fingers!
    Alice obediently looked into her eyes and tried to explain that she had lost her way, but now she understood her mistake and was going to continue on her way.
    Is yours path? - asked the Queen. - I don’t know what you want to say! All paths are here my!

    & “...—but why did you come out here at all?” she added in a kinder tone. “Curtsey while you’re thinking what to say. It saves time.”

    & - But tell me, why did you come here? While you're thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.

    & “I only wanted to see what the garden was like, your Majesty” —
    “That’s right,” said the Queen, patting her on the head, which Alice didn’t like at all: “though, when you say ‘garden’, I've seen gardens, compared with which this would be a wilderness.”
    Alice didn’t dare to argue the point, but went on: “— and I thought I’d try and find my way to the top of that hill” —
    “When you say 'hill',” the Queen interrupted, “I could show you hills, in comparison with which you’d call that a valley.”
    No, I shouldn’t," said Alice, surprised into contradicting her at last: “a hill can't be a valley, you know, That would be nonsense” —
    The Red Queen shook her head. “You may call it 'nonsense' if you like,” she said, “but I've heard nonsense, compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary!”

    & - I just wanted to look at the garden, Your Majesty...
    - Is this a garden? Vidala I am such gardens, next to which this one is just an abandoned wasteland!
    — And I also wanted to climb to the top of the hill...
    - Is this a hill? - the Queen interrupted her. — Vidala I am such hills, next to which this one is just a plain!
    - Oh no! - Alice said suddenly and she was surprised how she decided to object to the Queen. - Hill no way cannot be a plain. This is absolutely nonsense!
    - Is this nonsense? - said the Queen and shook her head. — I heard I am such nonsense, next to which this is as reasonable as an explanatory dictionary!


    & “Are we nearly there?” Alice managed to pant out at last.
    “Nearly there!” the Queen repeated. “Why, we passed it ten minutes ago! Faster!”

    & - Is it still far? - Alice finally said with difficulty.
    - Not yet, but already! - answered the Queen. - We ran past ten minutes ago! Faster!

    & “Why, I do believe we’ve been under this tree all the time!” Everything’s just as it was!”
    “Of course it is,” said the Queen: “what would you have it?”
    “Well, in our country,” said Alice, still panting a little, “you’d generally get to somewhere else — if you ran very fast for a long time, as we’ve been doing.”
    “A slow sort of country!” said the Queen. “Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

    & - What is this? she asked. “We ended up staying under this tree!” Have we really not moved a single step?
    “Of course not,” answered the Queen. - What did you want?
    — U us“,” said Alice, hardly catching her breath, “when you run as fast as you can for a long time, you will certainly end up in another place.”
    - What a slow country! - said the Queen. - Well and Here, you know, you have to run as fast as you can just to stay in the same place! If you want to get to another place, then you need to run at least twice as fast!

    & “Speak in French when you can’t think of the English for a thing — turn out your toes as you walk — and remember who you are!”

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    Delightfully wise absurdity from Lewis Carroll, which is worth taking as rules of life.

    When Alice in Wonderland was first published in Russian in 1879, many literary critics were horrified by how strange the book was. In their devastating reviews, they called on all parents to pass by this horror and never buy it for their children. Where are those critics now, and where is “Alice”, which has gone through hundreds of reprints, dozens of film adaptations, adored by children and adults.

    Editorial website collected in this material 40 rules of life for the girl Alice Liddell, which she learned while traveling through Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass. Learn them too.

    1. If everything in the world is meaningless, what prevents you from inventing some meaning?

    2. While you're thinking about what to say, curtsey! This saves time.

    3. If you don't know what to say, speak French! When you walk, put your socks apart! And remember who you are!

    4. Before you go somewhere, you need to stock up on a good branch to wave off elephants.

    5. Do not lubricate your watch with butter!

    6. If you have nothing else to do, come up with something better than unanswerable riddles.

    7. You will definitely end up somewhere. You just need to walk long enough.

    8. If you hold a red-hot poker in your hands for too long, you will eventually get burned; if you slash your finger deeply with a knife, blood usually comes out of the finger; If you drain a bottle marked “Poison!” at once, sooner or later you will almost certainly feel unwell.

    9. If some people didn't meddle in other people's affairs, the earth would spin faster!

    10. Never think that you are different from what you could be otherwise than by being different in those cases when it is impossible not to be otherwise.

    11. You have no idea how nice it is to dance a sea square dance with lobsters.

    12. If the verses make no sense, so much the better. There is no need to try to explain them.

    13. If I were not real, I would not cry.

    14. You have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and to get somewhere, you have to run at least twice as fast!

    15. Tomorrow never happens today. Is it possible to wake up in the morning and say: “Well, now, finally, tomorrow”?

    16. I wish I could meet someone smart for a change!

    17. You can always take more than nothing.

    18. You need to know how to get to the cash register, even if you can’t read!

    19. What good is a book if there are no pictures or conversations in it?

    20. Don't grunt! Express your thoughts in a different way!

    21. If it were so, it would be nothing, and if it were nothing, it would be so, but since it is not so, it is not so! This is the logic of things!

    22. One of the most serious losses in battle is the loss of a head.

    23. When you speak, open your mouth a little wider.

    24. When you feel bad, always eat splinters. You won't find another tool like this!

    25. First, distribute the pie to everyone, and then cut it!

    26. Why organize processions if everyone falls on their faces? No one will see anything then...

    27. It’s so good to be at home! There you are always the same height!

    28. Pepper probably makes them start to contradict everyone. Vinegar makes them bitter, mustard makes them sad, onions make them cunning, wine makes them guilty, and baking makes them kinder. What a pity that no one knows about this... Everything would be so simple. If only you could eat the baked goods, you would become better!