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New Year is perhaps the most wonderful holiday that not only children, but also adults look forward to. This is a time of gifts, fulfillment of wishes and real magic. On holidays, children write letters to Santa Claus, and parents run around the shops in search of cherished gifts for their children. Traditionally, the holiday begins to be celebrated on the evening of December 31st; before celebrating it, you need to spend the outgoing year. There are many jokes about the fact that the holiday begins on December 31st and ends at least on January 7th. Of course, there is so much to do during the New Year holidays: meet all your friends and visit all your relatives. On this magical holiday, everyone deserves warmth and attention.

In 2019, I wish you 12 months without illness, 53 weeks of all the best, 365 days of happiness, 8760 hours of success, 525600 minutes of love, and 315360000 seconds of pleasant moments.

The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!

The tangerines are in use, which means the New Year is coming!

I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... New Year's days... Days of fulfillment of desires, belief in miracles and fairy tales!

New Years is soon! Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...

My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.

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I want a man... small, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I’m waiting!

We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.

Never stick snowflakes on the refrigerator on New Year's Eve - they resemble the letter Z to drunk guests.

Only here on New Year’s Day the President’s congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they watch it only on the first one.

The New Year holiday is a dinner ending with breakfast.

Grandfather Frost, I would like... Gazprom shares - so that I don’t bother you anymore.

If a fat guy comes up at night and puts you in a bag... don’t freak out! Someone just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year;)

Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 180 cm tall, please.

My children are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus sits next to him on the sofa and goes nuts!

Prepared thoroughly for the New Year! I even moved the scales back 5 kg...

December is approaching the middle, it's time to decide what to dress up for the night from December 31 to January 9.

- How did you spend New Years?
- I don’t know, they haven’t told us yet...

Statuses with meaning

Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.

I’m getting ready for the New Year, it seems my liver is suspecting something.

Dear Grandfather Frost, cotton wool beard, I don’t need gifts! Increase your salary!

New Year is a time when you are more glad to receive a call at 3 am than to receive a call at 10 am.

The New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old ways.

Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the New Year is enough.

Every man should be a little Santa Claus for his family, help his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, if this doesn’t suit anyone, there is also a vacancy for a deer.

Beautiful statuses about the New Year

The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

At the strike of the clock, at twelve sharp,
The world will change around.
It's like we're in a fairy tale,
Let's suddenly plunge back into childhood...

They say that on New Year’s Eve everything always comes true, even things that can’t come true the whole year!

Dear Grandfather Frost!!! I want to make an application! Put just five boxes under the Christmas tree for my friends: fill the first with health, the second with luck, the third with kindness, the fourth with patience, and put faith in the fifth! And I also beg you, tie all these boxes with a ribbon of happiness! Thank you, Grandfather Frost. I'll be looking forward to it...

As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.

There are many aphorisms about the New Year. Some of them are humorous and amusing, while others inspire philosophical reflection and encourage change. Choose the expressions you like for your statuses, give yourself and those around you a New Year's mood!

Hiding your feelings is setting the status in contact as life was a success), sitting in front of the screen in tears

If only you knew. What kind of meat grinder am I without you ©

Rely only on yourself - this is the best way to stop being disappointed in people and live in a good mood.

Doing what you want more than anything in the world is a titanic rush of adrenaline. It feels like you can fly without a plane.

Loneliness breeds anger, anger breeds panic, panic exacerbates loneliness.

It's time to quit this bad habit. -Which one? -Hope.

The causes of the crisis are quite natural. And they also consist in the fact that there was no single control center that could slow down some unfavorable spontaneously developing trends. © Anatoly Wasserman

Two know, know everything © Zheka Uspadkin xd

When you realize that everything that happened before in your life was not for you. Life begins to change.

If I promise something, I do it. some day. Everything I want will come true sooner or later.

Gorgeous girls are like luxury foreign cars. Just as desirable and just as expensive to maintain)

Sometimes parents cross all boundaries.

It seems I'll be a mother soon (shock)

When you find a new friend, don't forget about the old one. When you see a beautiful girl, do not forget about your beloved.

If you are sad, so much that you want to cry, run away, die - remember the one you love and live for him.

The hardest thing is when your dreams and hopes are shattered. Especially when they were only a couple of steps away.

You can't be furry for everyone if there are wolves roaming around. As usual, you will have to release the needles through the white fur.

The only people that matter are the people you think about when you fall asleep and when you wake up.

People are so disgusting to me that I look for a catch, hypocrisy and bullshit in any good deed. And, as a rule, I find it.

This summer, let go of those who don't value you and start a new life.

So a generation of cats has grown up who have never dozed on a warm monitor in their lives.

Women's logic is a strange subject, it seems to exist, but it seems to be not there.

Why are mosquitoes always ringing? - Well, you call your mom when you want to eat. - Well, fuck, not in the ear. -)

The less a person believes, the less he sees meaning in life.

You don't always know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone. You won’t please everyone, you’ll burn yourself out halfway.

the art of being, not seeming.

Do you know what's worst? This is when the person you loved very much, because of whom you died morally. Whom you just started to forget, deleted everything, got used to him not being there for you, and here he is with his greetings, and you fucking understand them, I want to see him again.

Even the worst day can be corrected by one good person.

Ehh! I really want everything to be fine. and everything seems to be fine. but not the way you want.

Shame is a kind of anger, only turned inward. © Karl Marx

Desire prevents us from using what we have.

[. Your name is like a brand on my heart. Whines from time to time. How strange. I used to hate this name, but now I love it more than my favorite one. ]

People tend to point out the mistakes of others, they enjoy doing it, and some are so arrogant that, because of a small mistake, they are ready to bury the idea with you...

If you take risks, you may lose. But you can't win without risk.

Some everyone became suspiciously kind.

Everything has a price, but the price is always relative. When we follow our dreams, we may give the impression to others that we are unhappy and unsuccessful. But it doesn't matter what others think. Joy in our heart is important.

Only in Russian the words hammer and put are synonyms.

God, how happy I am that I only finished 7th grade. I can’t even imagine leaving school. Thank God I'm still so small)

Did the work - get it. If you don't do it, you won't get it. © Andrey Panin

Smart people are the best encyclopedia. © Johann Goethe

In our dreams we see a beautiful world. with the mysterious depths of the sea, sparkling stars - the world of our dreams.

Failure is the spice that gives success its flavor. Truman Capote

You hope for the future until you realize that all the best is already in the past.

And she jokes best when there are tears in her eyes. Not the crocodiles that you are used to seeing before her eyes. No. Real ones. Yes. And she can do that. And only those closest to them know about them.

The drizzling rain is quietly dripping, the sun is not visible because of the clouds. Sad songs are playing on the computer. And in my head there are only thoughts about you.

People's disputes are endless, not because they do not find the truth, but because they are not looking for the truth, but for self-affirmation.

Summer 2013, don’t rush to leave, let me take a look at you at least with one eye

Life is something you have to live so that when you lie in the grave the weeds will be afraid to grow over you because they will see that you lived it so that you were happy for most of your life

It sure sucks when you lose a friend. But it’s even worse when you realize that it never existed.

Nothing is eternal. Everything bad and everything good ends sooner or later. This is a rule, a law of life. To understand its meaning would be to understand the meaning of life.
Bad things leave experiences, and good things give memories. Experience and memories are our life, probably the most priceless thing in it.

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The winner in life is the one who knows how to survive in the world of gossip.

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Live! As long as you live! Tired? Take it and catch your breath! Fell? Hold your friend's hand! And if there is no friend... Pray! Will they ask? Give it away, don't think about it. Not appreciated? Do not be angry. Did you close the door? Don't come back.. They want to teach you? Learn! Are they in a hurry to betray? Don't give in! And they betrayed you? Forgiveness, revenge! Have you opened your soul? Open up.. But don’t give everything up! Someday you will have to return to all these words. Live! As long as you live! And God sees everything here and there.

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Never complain about fate! You will upset your friends, you will please your enemies, you will not help yourself.

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If you have a problem, try to solve it. If you can't solve it, then don't make a problem out of it)

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The most terrible enemy is doubt. Because of it, we lose what we could have gotten, but didn’t even try.

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No one can go back in time and change their start, but everyone can start now and change their finish!!!

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Thanks to everyone who refused to help me! It was thanks to you that I managed to do it alone!

Too many people break down without even realizing how close to success they were at the moment they lost heart.

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Fate is a very convenient word for those who never want to make decisions!

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If yesterday was lost due to some mistake, then do not lose today by remembering this.

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Many people walk around with a corpse inside them. Without even noticing that their spiritual world had committed suicide.

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Never listen to anyone. Have your own opinion, your own head, your own thoughts and ideas, plans for life. Don't chase after anyone - just take a step towards the meeting, but not in pursuit. Nobody needs you. That's life. No one will build your happiness for you!!!

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Never complain about fate! She may not be very pleased with you either))

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To become a great man, you need to be able to skillfully use everything that fate offers.

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A lucky person is one who is able to build a strong foundation from the stones that others throw at him!

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When life gives you hundreds of reasons to cry, show it that you have thousands of reasons to smile.

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Cigarettes without filter. Glasses without glasses. Doors without handles. People without brains. It's just so fashionable.

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I love the early morning, about five o'clock. You're walking and there's not a soul on the street. The world seems clean.

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On the eve of the long-awaited and magical New Year holiday, people are preparing to congratulate each other with original and very sweet congratulations. But in the modern world, it is not enough to just say: “Congratulations,” you also need to show the whole world through social networks your mood on the eve of New Year’s Eve. True, it’s not always possible to find the right words, so when coming up with meaningful statuses about the New Year 2016, pay attention to the following options.

Dear women! Under no circumstances should you ask Grandfather Frost for a fairy-tale life for the New Year. He still won’t be able to make you a princess, but he will definitely send Ivanushka the Fool as a gift.

My dear and beloved mother-in-law! Congratulations on your 2016.

– Tell me: do you believe in the existence of Santa Claus?
– Which Santa Claus? It doesn't even exist! Grandfather Frost himself told me about this in confidence.

When you send out New Year's greetings to everyone you know, don't forget to call your mom back.

They say that on New Year's Eve all wishes can come true, even those who did not want to do this throughout the year. So start dreaming now.

When falling face first into a salad on New Year's Eve, you should remember that it is a little springy.

The smartest philologists know that Santa Claus can actually be called the Low-Temperature Pensioner.

New Year's Eve is that wonderful time when the festive dinner smoothly flows into breakfast.

Grandfather Frost, I beg you! Let someone wish for me for the New Year!

Winter is created in white colors for a reason. The universe itself gives you the opportunity to try to start your life over again with the arrival of the New Year.

Today I saw a man in our yard taking the Christmas tree to the trash... Weakling! But there are only 2 months left...

The first disappointment in the coming New Year: “I can’t do it anymore... Food just won’t fit...”

Do you know what a real crisis is? One more week after the New Year to finish eating December salads!

We have good traditions: if a person did not have time to complete some very important task by the New Year, he is given 2 weeks for a second chance.

Remember that tomorrow is page 1 of 365 in your new book called 2016. Try to write it better than you finished the last one.

Santa Claus! Give me a magic wand for New Year, and I will fulfill the rest of my wishes myself.

If Grandfather Frost crossed your path with a bag of gifts, you know that somewhere nearby they are celebrating the New Year with great joy.

The New Year smells of tangerines, pine needles and Soviet champagne.

With age, a man’s priorities change, and if at the age of 5 he was waiting for the arrival of Father Frost, then at 15 he would not mind meeting the Snow Maiden on New Year’s Eve.

At first, everyone believes in the phrase: “How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it,” and then for a long time they cannot understand how to wean themselves from eating at night.

With the help of such short sayings in honor of the arrival of the New Year 2016, you can a little appease the symbol of the coming 12 months. Upcoming holidays!