Comic congratulations on the delivery of cool birthday gifts. Cool ideas for giving a birthday gift with a joke

19.10.2023

Here's the baby in front of you

The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers as a gift)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that I would be silent more in life (they give me a pacifier).

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Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)

We thought we were guessing

We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the summer milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first “FOR FRIENDS” pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For “LOVE” there is a second pocket!

there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket “PARENTS”
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth “OUR CHILDREN”
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is “WORK”
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

Our birthday boy is wonderful,
Dear birthday boy,
We came to you with a gift,
With a bag full, big.

What's there? You guessed it!
You've been dreaming about this for a long time,
And enjoy today!
You have become the owner...

(At this moment they take out the desired gift to give the man a happy birthday)

Don't part with him now,
Take him to sleep with you,
Show off your gift
And love your friends!

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

1.) Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)

2.) And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)

3.) If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)

4.) If everything looks bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)

5.) So that your legs don’t hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)

6.) You have a big sweet tooth,
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)

7.) To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)

8.) Don’t be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.

9.) Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown).

For birthdays we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (.50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (name) - the hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You, (name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

Hello, well done man!
We've come for the name day!
Yes, with not empty hands,
And funny gifts!

1.) In the morning you get up from the couch,
And you run to the bathroom,
To shave the beard,
No foam again, fuck!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Shaving foam included)

2.) I shaved and combed my hair
And I looked at the shirt
These are the times! Well, where's the tie?
Well, where did I put him?

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (As a gift, a beautiful tie)

3.) Dressed up for work,
It's time for breakfast
Drink some coffee, where's the cup?
Ugh, you're in the sink, dirty...

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Mug as a gift)

4.) You run to work,
Belated, trembling...
Rise before the sun,
Start up, don't forget!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Alarm clock as a gift)

5.) You came to work -
There are a lot of documents!
There are no pens, unfortunately,
Well, it's a sad case!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Ballpoint pen included)

6.) You're tired at work,
I walked to the car,
Oh, how it's covered in snow
Windshield!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (A snow brush is included as a gift)

7.) And so that the wife waits at home,
I was dying of desire,
We give you something...
Even though you yourself: OH-HO-HO!

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Viagra as a gift)

All in unison: - And we, and we, have a gift for you! (Calculator as a gift)

Finally, we wish
So that all your dreams come true,
And the gifts came in handy
And they came up to the occasion!

All in unison: - After all, with us, after all, with us, all the gifts are just great!!!

“To get this magnificent product, the best minds of the enterprise took the most wonderful components - “transparency”, so that the life of the hero of the day was like the height and depth of the spring sky. May clouds never come over him. We took the “fortress” because it is needed in overcoming life’s difficulties. We added “degrees” so that they were always at +100 and above, which shows the cheerfulness, charm and energy of the hero of the day. “Easy digestibility”, so that everything good, kind, and bright comes to his home. And “slight dizziness” from happiness, love and fun.”

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

Even though you have a birthday today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will be useful in the household (they give a nail as a gift)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (they give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (they give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (they give you a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (they give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
There is some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They do not wither in the cold (they give a card with roses).

We present the birthday boy with a GIFT - a large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.

1. This is a symbol of the beginning and end of the day!

2. This is a health indicator!

3. This is the main achievement of human civilization!

4. This is an astronaut's dream!

5. This is a book lover's best friend!

6. This is the answer to the question: “Where does the salary go?”

7. This is something that everyone, if not bows, then bends their knees to!

8. This is the saddle of the most gluttonous horse in the world!

9. This is a porn photocopier!

10. And the last thing - This is the last chord in today's anniversary! Well, now open it!

(The hero of the day turns it around, and there is a seat with a toilet lid.)

Our dear birthday boy!
Even though you are no longer fifty dollars,
Still a joy for friends -
Birthday, anniversary!
After all, any of the birthdays -
Also a reason for giving.
Because - see for yourself! —
We came here with gifts.

Birthday boy, dear!
We come to you with all our hearts!
But first, pour it.
Drink, respect people!
No, we don't need alcohol,
We would like a drink like this
Just to refresh your throat!
And we'll start giving you
Everything we took with us.
It's still a lot of work -
After all, there are a lot of gifts!
Dear hero of the day
We are happy to give generously.
And without demanding a reward,
Let's get started. Is everyone ready?
We are for a dear friend
No regrets -
They barely got it.

(With these words, they bring out a large box in which all the prepared gifts are stored, and begin to take each item out of it one by one and read funny poems about each gift).

Gift No. 1.

Look here:
It says "WATER" here.
And although there is no water here,
Let us emphasize this point:
After all, the bottle, even empty,
But how beautiful!
Suitable for everything at once.
Well, first of all, it's a vase.
Secondly, the dishes are
And not only for the bouquet:
For water and compote,
And for tea with bergamot.

Gift No. 2.

Here's another "hello":
A pack of cigarettes.
And “hello” is from childhood:
Do you remember - summer, stadium...
100 meters in physical...
Gatherings in the yard...
There were cigarettes too -
You won't deny it though?
Even though you haven't smoked for a long time,
We donate the pack anyway.
One has only to take a glance,
To understand: smoking is poison!
Why, you ask, a pack? —
You will hide your stash in it!

(with these words they present a cigarette pack, preferably empty)

Gift No. 3.

Look how beautiful she is
This beer can!
You can make a rattle
A very nice toy -
Throw a couple of coins in there!
Why isn't it a joy for the hero of the day?
Rattle - isn't it?
And a piggy bank for coins.

(with these words an empty beer can is presented)

Gift No. 4.

Here's another present for you
Under the name Eurocent,
To put it simply - a penny
Made from excellent stainless steel.
For what? It's no secret:
From donated coins
The birthday boy is pleased!
We will not take the gift back!
This is money, and besides,
Our modest contribution to this dinner.

(they present a coin and throw it into the already donated beer can)

Gift No. 5

Here's another surprise
Not a whim, not a whim:
This is a candy wrapper.
Why, you ask, is this?
We want to infect with an example:
You will become a collector!
This is the first copy.
Do you understand, hero of the day?
Who buys paintings?
Who collects coins...
Wrappers are still more reliable:
After all, paintings are more expensive!
And, giving sweets to friends,
Take off the candy wrappers at the same time.

(at this place they present a candy wrapper)

Gift No. 6

And made of refractory steel
We'll give you a pin.
You ask: why suddenly?
For the gum! Got it, friend?
You might say: “What is it?
After all, now the underwear is different -
From Trussardi, from Dior..." —
But what kind of conversation?
But take it, don’t torment your friends,
Just like that - just in case!

(with these words an ordinary steel pin is presented)

Gift No. 7

Look here, buddy:
This is a matchbox!
You say it's a small thing? No not like this:
This is not a trifle at all.
Even if you're not a tourist,
Not an avid climber,
But from now on you will be able to
Light a fire in your soul!

(with these words they present a box of matches)

Gift No. 8

We are happy to give you
This lipstick tube.
And although it is completely empty,
But beautiful female lips
He keeps the touch.
Oh yeah tube! What a sight for sore eyes!
And I can give advice:
Throw it into your enemy's pocket!
Will take revenge on him in full
His wife is for you!

(at this place an empty tube of lipstick is presented)

Gift No. 9.

Look how cute it is:
At least the jaw is still there,
Behind the teeth - an eye and an eye!
We give... Now, now...
(rummaging through the box)

The hero of the day is ready to receive
This dental floss?
Oops, looks like you made a mistake...
But we will hardly repent -
With a simple, ordinary thread
Somehow it’s more common to act.
But if you made a mistake, it doesn’t matter:
They will always come in handy!

(these words are used to present a spool of ordinary thread, maybe not a new one)

Gift No. 10.

And now it's serious
We will solve the “dental issue”.
This is pasta. Yes, dental!
So fragrant!
We know, we tried it too...
True, doubt gnaws at us:
Is it worth giving it?
Because buy a new one
We didn't have time today.
But let's give it away - really!

(with these words a tube of toothpaste is presented - in accordance with the text, you should take a used tube of toothpaste for this case)

Gift No. 11.

We're giving away a cup! Yes friends?
Look - she's yours!
Do you know if you were looking for her at home?
We see that the cup is familiar.
What for? The answer here is simple:
A wonderful toast will sound -
Well, you are the same as usual.
Drink from your usual container!
And imagine that you are drinking tea:
Don't get drunk and don't get bored!
Drink a Pepsi if it's hot.
Isn't it better to drink from a gift?

(with these words a cup belonging to the birthday person is presented)

Gift No. 12.

That's it, the gifts are over.
But no: the envelope is without a stamp!
Suddenly there will be some reason,
And the envelope is at hand!
Even a letter, or even a note -
After all, it’s a long way to the post office!
However, it’s better not to delay,
And look in the envelope!

(with these words an envelope with money prepared as a gift is presented)

And now it's time for all of us
Let out a friendly “hurray”!

(all guests join in and honor the hero of the occasion many times)

[If the gift is not money, but something else, the donors will have to independently describe the gift in poetry].

An anniversary is an important event in the life of each of us, so it is necessary that this holiday be remembered for a long time, both by the hero of the day and by all invited guests. Cool congratulations will help you cope with this task. Funny poetic congratulations and creative gifts will not only give warm memories, but also a good mood.

We have collected the best congratulations on the anniversary for a woman with the presentation of comic gifts, which can be used in full or taken as a basis and come up with your own funny gifts and eyeliners for them, focusing on the age and tastes of a particular birthday girl.

Congratulations on your anniversary

Cool universal congratulations on the presentation of any gift

Let's blindfold the birthday girl,
Let's intrigue you 100%!
What a gift with delivery
So has she been waiting for a long time?

Desired, new, delightful,
What it is is still a secret.
Only to her, the captivating beauty
We will give you something that doesn't exist yet.

Please accept my comic congratulations,
And be happy on your birthday
How long have we suffered in search
The gift is just an obsession.

Well, open your eyes quickly!
Here's a surprise!
He is yours! Hooray!

(This comic greeting is suitable for giving any cool gifts to a woman)
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Comic congratulations-gifts for an anniversary for a woman

Hello, dear friend!
Happy Birthday to You!
We will congratulate you in an unusual way,
And we will hand over the gifts personally!

Here's a gift for the soul,
Don’t rush to be surprised,
Paint your soft lips,
There will be kisses to your heart's content! (Pomade)
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And this gift is important!
Even if it's paper.
He always helps out
Never fails! (Toilet paper roll)
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If a hole appears,
Something, somewhere is leaking,
It will certainly come in handy
Our gift for the girl. (Threads and needles, available as a set)
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If everything is bad in the mirror,
The French say strictly:
Just wash your hair
Our shampoo is always with you! (Shampoo)
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So that your legs don't hurt,
Didn't freeze, didn't sweat,
We give you slippers
Will they fit your feet? (Slippers)
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You have a big sweet tooth
We know this for sure!
We give you candy
From my big heart! (Candies)
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To keep the lights on in the house,
Our gift will come in handy
This is a light bulb for you
Our red maiden! (Bulb)
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Don't be a fool,
Here, take the comb.
Straighten the tufts in your mane,
Seduce the man.
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Finally, we give you a pen,
To write down your pay!
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We give you a gift
Of course he is from the heart,
He is beautiful, useful, bright,
Hurry up to use it.

Remember your friends, of course
Invite me to visit more often.
Be a diligent housewife
Treat your husband deliciously.

So that your eyes glow with happiness,
Lips are swollen with love,
And the blush is only from passion
Your cheeks were burning!

(Any kitchen utensils, dishes, household kitchen appliances, maybe a cookbook, tablecloth, etc. can be used as a gift accompanied by this poem.)
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This box will be very useful
Diamonds can be safely stored in it! (Casket)
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Here's another wonderful gift,
Homemade, exclusive!
We present you with an openwork napkin now,
Let her please the eye in your bedroom! (Lacy napkin)
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Our family gives you a flower,
So that every petal
Your gaze forever delighted,
Lifted my mood! (Flower in a pot)
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And finally (Name) - beauty
We will give something that she should like.
In these little things
Much joy is stored.
If you are not in the mood -
Eat a box of chocolates! (Box of candies)

Cheerful anniversary greetings from friends “How did we decide what to give!?”

(Two guests participate, at the end they give a rolling pin)

Grandmothers told us yesterday
As if they had heard
Why is it your anniversary here?
So we came quickly.

We couldn't decide for a long time
What to buy you as a gift.
The list is long,
And then the two of us decided.

You don't need a steamer
Crossed out because.
We put a cross on the locomotive:
Takes up a lot of space.

Your tank will not go into the garage,
The plane won't fit there.
The farm doesn't need a rocket,
We didn't take her for this.

Kamaz big - rejected
We removed the tractor from the list,
The submarine... will pollute the lake,
Helicopter, where will it land!?

You can donate a car
But it's hard to please.
Giving a bicycle is no longer respectable,
And the scooter is quite a shame.

It turns out that transport is a complete bummer,
Let's focus on something else.
The robbers will take off the diamond necklace,
A wallet with money in the market will be taken away,

You could buy a bag for groceries,
But they figured out in their minds the composition of the whole family,
And it turned out to be the size of a suitcase,
And this bag is not at all for ladies.

We have reached a dead end with this problem,
Finding yourself in a difficult dilemma:
We wanted the mechanism, but the dimensions are not the same,
And a small gift does not fit the dream.

It suddenly dawned on us: this is what you need,
You will cook dinner for everyone,
Everyone will eat and immediately praise you...
In short, we decided to give a rolling pin (they give a rolling pin)

Cool congratulations to a woman on her birthday with the presentation of a gift

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.
You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,
You can pick berries, burp after being drunk,
You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,
You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,
You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch
You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,
And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,
Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,
We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,
In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,
Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,
Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,
Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it. (We give a basin)

Cool congratulations on the anniversary of a woman from a friend

In order not to split hairs for too long,
I decided to give
The root of a valuable drug
For the soul and for health
“Horseradish - oops”, “horseradish too much”,
Always put horseradish on the table.
To forget our problems,
Put horseradish in soup and porridge.
If Mondrage torments you,
Spread horseradish on bread and rolls.
And so that there are no problems,
Screw everything to hell.
It contains every vitamin
It will add vigor and strength.
To work until dawn,
Rub your head with horseradish.
It's a balm from Bitner -
What if they pester you?
You can tell everyone to go to hell! (Gives horseradish)

We give money for the anniversary

You can alternate between real money and money sold in kiosks.

We had planned that we would give you a set - cheap and nice.
Then we thought and guessed and chose a microwave oven...
Then a food processor, so that the design would be great.
And then they decided, no, she’s 55 years old, let her go on a cruise wherever she likes.
We would be happy to send her to Turkey or the Emirates, let her walk in the open air, but she needs a lot of money.
But here we were on the safe side, we contacted the fabulous Gene, asked for his help, and now we received the parcel.
We don’t know what he sent here, we open the parcel in front of everyone.
Oh, what a miracle this is, how beautiful the pattern of the carpet is, may it please our hero of the day from evening until morning.
You can lie on it, dream about cruises or throw it over your shoulders, it will warm your soul.
And if you take a camera, you won’t find a better nature, against the backdrop of this carpet, you can shoot until the morning.
Guests will come running to you - can’t we lie on it?
What can I say, he’s beautiful!
We give you this exclusive.
Just don't let the moth eat it, let's sprinkle it on quickly,
Birthday hero, quickly pour us a glass for the gift!

Congratulations to a woman on receiving gifts

It is better that all congratulators are men.

Congratulatory 1:
What a wonderful anniversary
How many guests came?
You conquer with a smile
You shine like the sun.
May you be beautiful
To live in joy,
So that you don’t know grief and troubles,
And I washed away everything bad!

(Hands a washcloth)

Congratulatory 2:
So that life is brilliant,
So that you live in abundance,
So that dreams always come true,
Everything bad was forgotten.
So that miracles happen
I prepared a gift!

(Hands over a bag of dry glitter)

Congratulations 3:
Brightness to you, success,
I wish you valuable fur,
Beautiful woman
And sometimes dangerous.
Decorate your life
This is what I give you!

(Hands over a set of watercolor paints)

Congratulatory 1:
In general, we wished a lot,
May the road be smooth
And don't be afraid of dirt, dust,
We protected from not!

(Hands over galoshes)

Congratulatory 2:
Finally I will say
Or rather, I’ll give it as a gift,
What will bring good luck
They gave it to me as change!

(Hands over five kopecks)

Congratulations 3:
He's joking, of course.
And from us, so, honestly,
Please accept the gift, please
It will be delicious and sweet!

(Hands over a box of chocolates)

Funny congratulations to a woman on her anniversary with the presentation of comic gifts

In this case, the role of the congratulator should be a friend with whom the hero of the occasion has known for many years:

Congratulations:

You are like a flower, tender, beautiful,
So be you always loved,
You're fifty today
And everyone congratulates!
I prepared gifts
Now I'll give them to you,
Oh, something got hot in the hall,
Well, I guess I'll start.
The first gift, the most necessary,
Carry it with you always,
It will help you get rid of stress,
And blow away the bad forever!

(Hands over a toy fan)

So that I never forget,
About your brightness, beauty,
Your copy today
I want to give it to you!

(Hands over a Barbie doll)

Another wonderful friend
So that you bloom like a rose,
To feel comfortable
I brought you a gift!
You can store coins in it,
Or maybe he just stands there
I highly recommend
It’s a joy to plant in it!

(Hands over a flower pot)

And so that the pot is not empty,
I know you can forget
I took care of it
And that’s what I want to give!

(Hands over a bag of seeds)

Well, finally, dear,
I want to wish you
So that you smile more often,
You shine like a star!
And lest you forget,
About my wish,
I give it to you now as a souvenir,
What matters most!

(Hands over a large foil star on which is written: “Star of Happiness”)

Comic gift “Beads made from pasta”

We can't on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
Because with such and such prices
We can't buy anything anywhere.

But don't think that we're not paying attention,
You are more valuable than any gifts,
It’s just a wonderful day for us
All that remains is to love you.

Even though we can’t do it on your birthday
Give expensive gifts,
But still with great effort
We were able to buy some things.

And we want to wish you from the bottom of our hearts
A sea of happiness, health, love,
And we'll give you a necklace,
And we will put it on your shoulders.

You protect him from moths and frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself,
And there is no need for huge expenses.

If sadness and sadness visit you,
Disperse them with a miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.

Comic gift - Bottle with pacifier

(to pin the pacifier we put it on the pin)

Hello, our long-awaited day,
We didn't come here in vain
The table is set, the glasses are poured,
Maybe the October holiday?

Maybe we'll celebrate the New Year?
Or did Mai come here?
Celebrating a birthday
Ours... half a hundred and five

There is a newborn among us,
We will all congratulate her.
But, and she should drink from a glass,
In theory, it’s not possible!

We will give this pacifier as a gift.
Let him suck - it's time
And to us for her health
It's time for a drink!

Let him grow and not get sick,
Gathers us once a year.
If only she were healthy
And the rest will come!

Original congratulation - surprise for a woman “Fruit cocktail”

(For this unusual congratulation you need to: place the ingredients on a tray..., as well as a large glass into which we throw everything..., then when the champagne has been filled with a large ladle, it is handed out to the women in wine glasses)

Women themselves are like a basket of fruits.
Take, for example, the beauty (Name)
Lips are raspberry, like peach-lanita...
Sweet, fresh, tender (Name)!

I'll brag to you: (Name)'s breasts
Like delicious ripe melons,
Lady fingers... It's a secret!
A woman, in general, is a walking dessert!

The language of fruits - little known
And sometimes they don’t understand
That, having tasted the delicious fruit,
Seduction will come.

Today we are for (Name)
Prepared a cocktail
To make (Name) more beautiful
And as beautiful as a model!

They put a lot of fruits
So that after tasting this dessert
Our (Name) shone,
And she was the most beautiful of all!

Here's a piece of apple, here's a piece of pear
There will be sexuality and coquetry,
If you eat these fruits!

Here's a sweet banana
Ripe, groovy,
If you want to be happy
Take it with you.

Ripe, juicy orange -
Fruits contain the first vitamin.
To always be healthy
Eat the slices without shame.

So that in life (Name)
Peace and harmony ball
We put grapes in the cocktail!
To make life more glamorous and beautiful
Let's add champagne to our fruit! (pouring a cocktail)

Comic congratulations with gifts for women from friends

We wish you all the best.
We give you equipment
And fashionable clothes.
To quickly clean the apartment
Take a wonderful car,
Very easy to use
Our "Roventa" vacuum cleaner.

He will wipe anyone's nose,
Will remove all your chaos.
You will take it gently in your hands,
You'll wave in different directions

Instantly dirt from the entire apartment
If it scatters, there is no dust.
It won't take up much space,
It will fit into any crack.

Saves kilowatt
Doesn't buzz and is lightweight.
Everything in the house will shine,
There is no place for dust to fly (they give you a broom)
∗∗∗

Here is the device “Just in case”,
In life he is the best assistant,
With him, grief is no problem.
He will always help you.

And the name is sonorous
Enema - scientifically.
It's not difficult to apply
We will include instructions (they give you an enema).

Use it every day
And your migraine will go away,
He will remove all the toxins from you
Your body will look slim.

In general, we tell you
He is irreplaceable in life.
For extensive angina
You can gargle

When renovating an apartment
You can spray paint.
Finding ourselves at the dacha with him
You spray the bushes.

And then how crazy
Flowers will bloom everywhere.
I think you're convinced
What kind of miracle are we giving you?

And now through life boldly
The two of you will go with her.
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As for the outfit
Put it on quickly
You'll be a gorgeous woman in it
And Madonna is just a shadow.

Winter panties with cotton wool
Will fit just right
Because in November
The cold is bitter outside.

Put it on quickly -
Attract men to sex.

It's not so difficult to warm up together
And it's impossible to freeze
Putting on hot leggings,
You will survive any cold (diapers are given as a gift).
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And the boots are from Versace
The last squeak is no different.
You carry them all winter
And you won’t freeze your feet (they give you slippers or socks or shoe covers, felt boots)

You will highlight your figure in them
I twisted my long leg.
Klavka Slate itself
I would go crazy with envy.

In a headset with panties
It will be hot like the Sahara
You carry gifts
And bless fate.

There will be a reason to drink
We'll get together again
Women's happiness is endless.
We wish you a happy birthday.

Cool congratulations from friends with gifts (treats)

If the stomach wants to eat, do it the honor:
You spread pate on bread, there is nothing tastier (they give you a jar of pate).

If you like delicious soup, boil some cereals,
Throw in a sardine here, maybe even half (they give you a can of sardines).

If you need lunch, no problem here:
Your millet will be delicious if you have stew. (they give stew).

Pour tea into cups and serve the loaf!
Let the children laugh loudly, since there is condensed milk. (they give condensed milk)

If you invite the cream of society to the dacha,
Don’t rely on potatoes, open the olives as soon as possible (they give olives)

If you didn’t buy bread, don’t be sad, it’s nonsense!
Open a can of beans, you will always be full! (they give beans)

So that the picnic does not become a burden, so that you eat to your heart’s content,
open a can of corn and feed the salad! (give corn)

Having offered the guests a snack, the same sandwich:
Place a cucumber on the bread and a couple of sprats from a jar (they give cucumber and sprats as a gift)

Unsuccessful fishing will be made enjoyable,
Fish meatballs in tomato sauce (meatballs are given as a gift)

If it grew up in a garden bed, then we won’t give it to you,
We'll eat this jar of peas in winter! (they give peas)

In addition to the treat, squash caviar!
There are a lot of vitamins, you should always eat it! (they give squash caviar)

The sun is hot this summer. Even if there are a lot of berries,
Decorates our picnic, fruits as a gift to you from the south
We present at this moment (fruits are given)

If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to curb his ardor! (they give porridge with meat)

A useless thing, if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, you need to have it in the house (they give you tomato paste)

Congratulations on gifts “Women's things”

He will frankly show you the beauty of your face and body, and you will see in him what you didn’t want to see in him (they give you a mirror)

Your iron friends, long-legged, long-armed, hold their hair perfectly, and you look so crowned! (they give hairpins)

Everything will be trimmed, trimmed and put in order. - on the big number “five”, the manicure will shine! (they give nail scissors)

You won’t find truer girlfriends - and don’t go to a fortune teller - no matter what, everyone really needs them... (they give curlers)

Gently removes makeup, gives a light massage - and our good friend - soft - will help at any moment... (they give a sponge)

Always take them with you so that they are at hand, their work is invisible. And if there is no water nearby, they are so important, these..... (give them wet wipes)

It is many hundreds of years old, but it looks fresh, we hold the most irreplaceable item at hand. Like a pure wind, a stream is thin... (they give a handkerchief)

Like a whole battalion of soldiers, they stand in a box - they will remove unnecessary touches, and cosmetic sins (they give cotton swabs)

There's just so much missing in it: eye shadow, pencil, tweezers, hairpins, mascara, comb, varnishes, and there's also all sorts of rubbish. A very necessary thing for the housewife... (they give a cosmetic bag)

It can be plastic and gold, iron, silver and bone - he holds the hair with a strong hand, behind him they are like behind a Chinese wall. He helped every woman at least once - he was so irreplaceable... (headband)

Congratulations to the birthday girl from colleagues with comic gifts

Perhaps you are planning to run away,
But your lot is to continue working! (give soap)

Who gets a can of beer?
Live happily all year! (give beer)

Eat bananas and coconuts
And expect rewards from fate! (give a banana)

While the boss is “taking the shavings off” us,
Calmly brew a mug of tea! (give a mug)

Receive this tube as a gift,
So that every tooth shines in the sun! (give toothpaste)

Since you got a chocolate bar,
Then it won’t be bitter for you - it will be sweet! (they give you chocolate)

When you drink cranberry jelly,
Forget about the merry-go-round of the world!
Let the world, as they say, wait!
And you will be healthy all year round (they give jelly)

Although this cream is inedible,
But the smell is simply incomparable! (they give hand cream)

To the one who receives this candle,
You'll have to travel around the world! (give a candle)

To record where the pay went,
You will really need this pen! (give a pen)

We'll have to live with grief,
And forget about the days of the calendar! (they give a calendar)

And great love awaits you
And kisses all year round! (they give a set of sponges)

Do you understand what the meaning of the gift is?
Life will be joyful and bright! (they give markers)

And you are “in the juice”, in the prime of life!
Among your friends you have no equal! (they give you a bag of juice)

You are good at work
And you will be held in high esteem by us all year (they give you a horseshoe)

You will walk around with a beautiful hairstyle,
Captivating everyone with a thick, fluffy mane (they give shampoo)

You will be cheerful and energetic,
And therefore the whole year will be great! (give coffee)

Comic congratulations for a woman with gifts from close friends

Hello, dear little woman, you are such a pretty girl.
Although no longer 25, the years are ticking away, the mother is vigorous,
We are sending you, my dear, a package for your birthday.
A little here, a little here, take it and don’t blame me.

If there is no CANDLE in the house, here it is when the light goes out.
MATCHES and a BAR OF SOAP to wash your face,
But a PACK OF CIGARETTES, maybe you’ll light it, maybe not.
Life here, you'll understand, you'll smoke and drink here.
Here is PIVASIK for order after the bath, or for tiredness.
We all blow it ourselves and recommend it to you.

Here's 3 pieces of SALA, eat it or cook it,
Stretch it out until summer, now it’s a gem.
Don't get fat, better feed your guests.
Let your stupid friends eat
If they don’t feel sorry for their figure.

A BOTTLE OF HOLY WATER, drops in your mouth before eating.
Don’t give it to anyone, say: “It’s not enough for yourself.”
If your back suddenly hurts, rub it and hold it.
If you get sick, lie down, period, there is a grandson and a son-in-law and a daughter.
Let them wash and wash themselves, and don’t bother mom.

As soon as you receive the parcel, quickly take the bottle,

And quickly write an answer, what you liked and what you didn’t.
If there is no money in the house, tie a BROOM to your leg,
You need to wave a broom and collect money in a pile.

That's all, goodbye girl, you are like a sister to us, well,
Pour vodka into glasses and invite guests to drink.

Congratulations from pensioner friends with comic gifts

We congratulate you on your anniversary today and wish you good health!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll let you chew... (GARLIC)

We wish you to be beautiful and smart, so that sadness does not come to your home!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
You tell me, well, we’ll curl it up.. (CURLERS)

We wish you happiness in a big house, so that rubles jingle in your pocket!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give it, take it... (A KOPEYK)

At work, so that (name) never swears, and keep her mouth shut!
You tell me, you tell me
What do you need, what do you need
We'll give it. we'll give you a nipple. (PACIFIER)

Well, if you want us to shut up, guess for yourself what we want!
You pour it, you pour it,
What do we need, what do we need -
Well, we, well, we’ll shut up.

Hello, dear friends! I would like to clarify right away that the word “fun” refers to slang vocabulary, and means a joke, a funny prank. But in this article I’ll tell you how to make a successful joke by coming up with a birthday gift with a joke. Surely you have experience in presenting cool things that were remembered by your relatives, friends and acquaintances in the pleasant sense of the word.

Indeed, a memorable surprise is when it is unusual. And funny things just help to stand out among standard gifts. Therefore, without in any way detracting from the merits of classic gifts, humorous things are still of great importance at the holiday. But you shouldn’t think that any joke will do; on the contrary, it’s not so easy to amuse the birthday boy or guests. Therefore, giving a birthday surprise with a joke is responsible.

What do you need to know for this?

Firstly, the birthday boy himself. Is he ready to understand your idea, can he be considered a person with humor? Maybe a person dreams of a new smartphone.
Secondly, if you know for sure that your friend will understand the hint and will be delighted with the idea you have come up with, then prepare in advance, taking into account the nuances. The fact is that such things take, perhaps, more time than ordinary ones. It is advisable to think through everything down to the smallest detail so that there are no hiccups and everything works on time.
Thirdly, a joke is a joke, but it is advisable to present something useful. This is our morals: we need the benefit of the gift. Therefore, after a fun little thing, hand over something, albeit not expensive, but useful. Still, a happy birthday greeting should not only be for laughter, but also sincere.

Cool congratulations to the birthday boy

A funny option may not even be in the gift itself, but just in the way you played with it. This is quite enough to be original and cheer up the hero of the occasion and the guests. Cool poems will attract attention, amuse everyone present, and perhaps become the highlight of the program.

You can prepare comic preparations yourself by remaking a famous song or dedicating poems to the owner of the house. Friendly cartoons also treat blanks with humor. People who understand and appreciate such fun leave such congratulations as souvenirs and are happy to tell their children and grandchildren.

Following comic poems, a gift is usually given. If it is of the same nature as the congratulatory text, then we can consider this the logical conclusion of your surprise. And if you also think through the scenario for presenting a funny object, you will get a real performance. What might the scenario of what is happening include?

If there are several people congratulating, then the script reflects the distribution of roles with the speech of each speaker.
All remarks, skits, songs also include a script, indicating the sequence of events.
The timing of events is indicated if it is necessary to adhere to time.
The script also indicates who gives the gift, who helps, and so on.

Gift with a joke for a woman

First, find out if you can joke with the woman you are going to give the item to with humor. A woman who appreciates such things will be happy on her birthday and will remember it without offense.

Women can be given:

Tablecloth, which for fun can be called self-assembly. Note in words what is given as a reward to the best housewife, so that she always has a table set for long-awaited guests.
Small rug, named by you as a flying carpet. In words, note what is given to an avid traveler.
The closest people can afford to give jewelry box, at the same time say that the box is completely full of diamonds. And since they themselves cannot yet find the diamond that was created just for her, they only give her a box.

Gift with a joke for a girl

A girl who loves music can be given harmonica, which will easily fit in your purse. Offer to use it, for example, on a minibus or in traffic jams.
Can be given as a gift radio, one to one similar to an iPhone. When congratulating you, note that when you look at it, you can imagine it as if it were a real iPhone.
Tablet case It will also amuse the girl if you say that this is the beginning of her dream of getting a cool tablet for the holiday.
You can give a student alarm, similar in appearance to a regular pager.
Beach hat with a hint about a holiday at sea. Let her bring her dream closer.
Hanger, preferably bright, expensive. Present it as if it were a hanger for a mink or sable coat.

The mere presentation of a funny object can accompany an original poem. This could be a comic toast, a poster that you made in advance. Or a banner, also ordered in advance, stretched out in front of the windows of the birthday boy at the time of congratulations. A karaoke song performed by friends.

If you don’t have time to prepare a festive text, then you can pick up a card with a cheerful design, play up its presentation by reading out what is written.

It's hard to come up with something unusual when it seems like everything has already happened. However, it’s worth thinking about how to surprise the birthday boy. Perhaps this will be a special quest invented for your friend by a team of professionals. Or a magician whom you invite to your jam day. Comic tricks will definitely amuse the hero of the occasion and guests.

Gifts for a man

Perhaps most men are happy to respond to ideas with humor.

Instead of a weeding hoe, you can give a male summer resident - sword, which will “magically” help cut down the grass.
For a hunter, fisherman or just a nature lover, we offer tarpaulin boots. They can be called running boots, specifying that they will help him always and everywhere be on time.
Buy invisibility hat. This is an ordinary riot policeman's cap with a hole for the eyes. If it appears to go unnoticed, you can use it.
To a man who is building a house or dreams of one, give Mailbox. Let your dream come true!
Water adventure lovers will love it circle for saving drowning people. Especially if a man dreams of his own boat or rubber boat.

Presentation of small gifts

Sometimes it happens to congratulate purely symbolically, presenting a small present. This could be a small lighter in the shape of a lipstick, a flash drive in the shape of an animal figurine, a set of buttons, etc. And so that the little thing does not simply get lost and looks no less interesting against the background of others, it is worth wrapping it “in a hundred clothes.”

In a word, voluminous packaging will not only attract attention, but also intrigue what is in the package. In addition to numerous wrappers, you can place a small item in a large box with paper, inviting the birthday person to find a trinket intended for him in this package. Thus, you will get a small scene that you can film on your phone and immediately send to the hero of the occasion. The words in the skit can be either improvised or pre-thought out.

Any gift means attention. You don't have to be an artist to cheer up the birthday boy or guests.

A little imagination! The festive mood will make you smile and give you unforgettable emotions. Therefore, joke from the heart, laugh, because laughter prolongs life! Give things with pleasant twists, write funny congratulations, surprise others, surprise yourself. This can be done, for example, using an ordinary banana and ingenuity:

Happy holidays to you, grateful birthday people! I'm always glad to help you! I would be grateful if you recommend us to friends, colleagues, and family. Don't forget to subscribe to our blog updates. Good luck with your gift!

Sincerely, Anastasia Skoracheva

Congratulating a man on his anniversary is easy and difficult at the same time: easy if you know well the tastes and hobbies of the hero of the day, difficult if he takes his hobby very seriously - then you may not please. Men, as a rule, like to receive either practical gifts or cool ones - so a wonderful option for a man's anniversary would be a congratulation in which you can combine both.

For example, before presenting a truly valuable gift (an envelope with money or a gift certificate), you can arrange the presentation of comic gifts that tell about the profession or hobby of the hero of the day - this will certainly please the recipient himself and create an atmosphere of festive fun at the table.

With the help of an invented funny instruction or eyeliner, you can give the hero of the day a very practical and ordinary gift in an original way: a bottle of vodka, a watch, etc. Such a comic congratulation is a great way to bring joy to the hero of the day and add variety to the series of, albeit beautiful, but stereotyped wishes..

Here are the best ideas on the Internet (thanks to the authors) on how to organize comic congratulations on gifts for a man's anniversary.

1. Cool gift for the hero of the day “Healing air”

(Auror A. Belimova)

For this humorous gift, stock up on a three-liter jar. It needs to be rolled up (we recommend applying a small amount of fir oil to the back of the lid, so that when you open the jar, a subtle aroma of pine forest can actually be heard from it); stick a label on it with the following content: “The healing air of a pine forest. The ozone content is 2 percent, oxygen - 23, carbon dioxide - 0.03 percent. Volume 3 liters. Use within one hour of opening."

You shouldn’t show this gift to the birthday boy right away. First read the following terms to him:

“If you want to feel young at any age, you need to have an excellent pulse.

- If you want to feel young at any age and admire beautiful girls, you need one hundred percent vision.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls and walk with them in the park, you need strong legs.

- If you want to feel young at any age, admire beautiful girls, walk with them in the park and kiss them deeply, you need fresh breath.

“And if you want to enjoy all this, you need to breathe deeply!”

And only after that you hand over a three-liter jar, loudly announcing its contents and purpose.

2. A comic gift for a man “Miracle slippers with instructions”

You can also give your beloved man ordinary house slippers by attaching cool instructions or a reminder in a beautifully designed version:

“Men's house slippers. Our oversized slippers, easily adapting to the shape and length of your foot, will give you confidence, emphasize your individuality and complement the image of a real man in an unexpected way.

- Not a single woman can resist you if you wear slippers from our production!

- Our slippers heal not only the body, but also the soul: they are recommended for overworked feet with delicate skin as a remedy for fatigue, calluses, cracks and other problems.

- The slippers are made of environmentally friendly material, they provide comfortable wearing all year round: they are warm in winter, not hot in summer. Feet that are overcooled in winter in our slippers will reach a healthy body temperature in a minimum period of time. The soft sole of the product promotes silent movement, which is important at night.

- The incredibly luxurious and stylish color scheme in which this model is designed will satisfy the most refined taste of the finest connoisseur and connoisseur of fashion. It has a beneficial effect on the nervous and visual systems without destroying or irritating them.

- Our slippers will be your best assistant in a delicate situation and will hide unpleasant surprises: be it holes in your socks, unwashed feet or uncut nails.

- As a result of many years of research, it has been proven that the moment we put on our slippers, stress hormones die in the human body. Our slippers are yours formula for success and happiness

- Be careful! Can induce a feeling of bliss!

“Wear it with pleasure!”

3. Congratulations with gifts for the hero of the day, a car enthusiast.

Leading : The life of our hero of the day is directly connected with intersections and traffic lights

and road signs. After all, the profession of a driver is life on wheels!

What can I wish for you, driver?

For a birthday, an anniversary?

Stay in shape, our car enthusiast,

Step on the gas and don't worry.

We give the gas pedal to the hero of the day this very minute. Expensive...!

So that the traffic police don't have to

Today to draw up a protocol here,

You should drink and drive...

Coca-Cola drink!

(The hero of the day is given a can of Coca-Cola.)

Let this charming drink cool you down in hot weather, but not quench your thirst for travel!

(Applause from the guests.)

Considering that a car is the brainchild of any car enthusiast, we decided to give the hero of the day a few useful things.

Dear hero of the day!

We give this wheel,

Place it in the spare tire.

(A kalach baked in the shape of a wheel is presented.)

Well, so that the patrol doesn’t get to the bottom of it,

We give you this spare steering wheel.

(The steering wheel is handed over.)

After watching cool TV series about truckers,

We think that they will be useful fuels and lubricants.

(A bottle of vegetable oil and vodka is presented.)

Now the driver’s transport is fully equipped and you can safely hit the road.

4. Comic congratulation “The hero of the day is our baby!"

Here's the baby in front of you
The baby is naked.
We need to dress him up.
So that the child does not freeze.

So that the head does not freeze,
We will pull on the cap deftly. (they give a cap)

So that something else doesn't happen,
And the underwear wouldn’t get wet from below,
Well, why are you laughing, who doesn’t?
In general, diapers won’t hurt us (they give diapers)

And if a bad mood comes
How to calm a child instantly?
Place a pacifier in your mouth so you don't scream
I knew that life would be silent more (give a pacifier)

5. Congratulations from friends with a funny gift

We thought we were guessing
We spent the whole evening discussing:
What does a person need?
Having crossed the 50-year milestone???

Is happiness in trinkets?
In crystal vases, pillows?
In a small dacha by the river,
Or on a ring on your finger?

Of course not! That's bullshit!
Better than money - no!

We taxied to the store,
And we bought a gift!

Miracle apron - wallet,
Try it on my friend!!!

The apron itself is good,
You will find six pockets!

The first "FOR FRIENDS" pocket!
There is always a glass in it!
And a stash to drive away,
When there is nothing left to pour!!!

For "LOVE" there is a second pocket!
there lies a big surprise!
So that the stove does not go out!
Here's a candle for you Seryozhka!
And a bill for flowers,
So that you are ready for sex!!!

Our third pocket "PARENTS"
You call them day and night!
And to always be in touch -
I need to buy a card!

And the fourth "OUR CHILDREN"
And keep a pocket for them!
What do children need, guys?
Well, of course, money!!!

The fifth pocket here is "WORK"
Our main concern!
Buy yourself a travel card!
Not one, but three at once!!!

And the sixth pocket is “YOURS”
The most affectionate, dear.
What will you take from it?
Spend on yourself with love.
We didn't skimp for you
They didn’t hide even a ruble.

Accept a gift from us
Remember us with kind words.
Happy birthday
And we wish you to live richly!

6. Comic photo session of the hero of the day with hats.

(hats for this congratulation can be given to the hero of the day, or you can simply play up their presentation for a photo shoot and entertainment)

Birthday has arrived
And the question arose before us,
What should we buy as a gift?
We decided to give a hat! (cowboy hat)

Oh, what a cute hat!
A treat for the men.
But it seems out of season
Summer style hat

Well, I won’t give it away
And then I’ll give you a bandana! (bandana)
You look beautiful in a bandana,
Only somehow so playfully.

No, let's go in order:
We'll give you another hat.
The connection with sports will be strong,
If we give a cap! (cap)

Why do you need a cap these days?
And she sits loosely
Yes, and the color is not the theme at all,
No, let's give up this idea.

To be funny then
You need to give the cap
Take it off, it's all nonsense -
Dressed up like a jester (cap)

He's not a troll today
And of course the king
Headdress for the throne
This is the royal crown! (crown)

7. Exclusive gift “Watch – generator of ideas”

You can give the birthday boy an unusual watch, absolutely exclusive, because you need to make it yourself. As the basis for the gift, you need to buy a large wall clock, then order good quality pictures that will depict the main dreams of the birthday boy, for example, a car, an apartment, a cottage, a good wife and many children - these will be larger pictures. Make other dreams and desires – a fancy TV, a fashionable breed of dog or a TV dish – smaller in scale.

Then all these prepared pictures need to be pasted instead of the numbers on the dial. If space allows, then in the center of the clock place an indelible inscription in the following way: “This is not the time to dream! It's time to act!"

8. Cool congratulations with gifts to the bathhouse attendant “Come to the bathhouse quickly!”

This is a congratulation from friends with whom the hero of the day goes to the bathhouse together - they read it in turns, if there are not many people, then two or three times.

1. We know that the hero of the day

Loves to take a steam bath!

There’s a broom and a beer…..

We really like the bathhouse!

2. In the evening we leave the bathhouse

And…..name…father. also with us

Everyone's muzzles are red,

I feel great!

3. We came to congratulate you

It’s immediately obvious: straight from the bathhouse,

To make a toast

Well, have a drink and a snack!

4. Be the happiest person in the world

Always be among friends

So that we all have to celebrate

Your 100th anniversary!

5. We didn’t come here in vain,

Here are the gifts they brought,

Accept them quickly

Pour us a glass!

6. To have a lot of money,

If you suddenly feel sad

Health, happiness to be,

Here's a gift for you, friend! (they give a broom)

7. They decided to give a broom as a gift.

Pour some foamy beer,

And a piece of soap.

To make it more fun! (give soap)

Please accept congratulations

On this glorious anniversary,

And no later than Sunday

Come to the bathhouse quickly!

9. A cool gift from close friends - a basin.

For our anniversary we give a basin, it will always be just right.

You can wash floors in it, you can milk cows,

You can pick berries, burp after drinking,

You can wash with it in the bathhouse, it will be useful to you there too,

You can wash your clothes in it, you can wash your butt,

You can sow flour in it and hang it on a branch

You can ride down the slide, it will always be useful to you,

And how will it be (50.60...) we will come to you again,

Prepare okroshka for us, and find a bigger spoon,

We’ll pour okroshka into a basin and celebrate the anniversary,

In general, you keep it, don’t break it, don’t crumple it,

Don’t leave it in the yard and put it back,

Happy anniversary, we wish you all a drink now,

Some from the pile, some from what, and we will drink from it.

10. Giving bath accessories as a gift.

Congratulating men hold brooms in their hands, like bouquets, and gifts: a washcloth, a hat, a massage mitten, a foot brush, a washcloth, a thermometer.
First: Who walks together in a row?
Second: This is a squad of bath attendants!
Third: Let's steam everyone up, warm them up.
Come on, people, be bold!
Fourth: The people here are very dirty...
Fifth: Sign up for five years in advance!
Sixth: But today is an exception
And such a message...
Together: There is more steam in our hall
In honor of (Name)- hero of the day!

First: We give a friend a washcloth,
Rub harder, we don't mind
Unless you're a fool -
You'll be red like a lobster! (they give a washcloth)
Together: Oh, ah, eh, uh, brothers, he gives up the ghost!

Second: We give a hat for curls,
And when there are no curls,
Cover your bald head with a hat -
You'll be a hero! (they give you a bath cap)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, but the park isn’t bad at all!

Third: To remove fat from the sides -
We are urgently giving away a massager,
Oh, sorry, massager,
May you always rub your body! (they give you a massage mitten)
Together: Eh, uh, ah, oh, you'll soon burn off the fat!

Fourth: If you decide to swim in the Thames,
Then use this pumice stone
Englishmen, ordinary guys,
No need to scare your heels! (they give penza)
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, it’s not a sin for you to take a steam bath!

Fifth: We will give this gang so that,
If it's hot,
I drank beer from it,
I would remember this day!
Together: Oh, oh, oh, oh, we would like a broom, like fluff!

Sixth: If suddenly you have too much
And he gave the park away with interest,
Our thermometer will show
Maybe it will even go off scale!
Together: Uh, eh, oh, ah, the last stroke of the broom!

First: You (Name), our friend,
Pour your glass full!
We have something to pay -
We can give you a broom! (hand over their brooms).

11. Original congratulations on the gift of vodka to the hero of the day.

Alcoholic drinks as a gift option for a man are very common, but here you can distinguish yourself, you just have to show a little imagination. For a purchased bottle of vodka, you need to order a special label from the printing house, where the name of the anniversary drink will be placed, which must include the name, first name and patronymic or surname of the hero of the occasion. It is quite appropriate to add to the title a photograph, using Photoshop, stylized as a portrait of the President of the Russian Federation, Stenka Razin or Peter the Great.

You can also colorfully draw up all the documents that will be attached to the gift: “ingredients”, “rules of use and “recommendations”, which should be solemnly counted when presenting the vodka.

Gift tip:

Rules for using vodka:

It should then be used:
a) when the soul requests;
b) when the soul aches;
c) when the soul sings;
d) after a bath or shower;
e) if necessary;
e) in special cases.

1. Do not abuse, always keep yourself in an upright position;

2. Hide from children under 16 years of age and from your wife;

3. Keep away from fire;

4. Consume undiluted, always with a good snack;

5. With excessive libations - poisonous..

12. A set of comic gifts to congratulate a man.

Just for fun, friends give the birthday boy a whole scattering of comic gifts - little things.

Even though you are the hero of the day today,
The laurel wreath will not shine for you.
You’d better accept a bouquet of bay leaves from us (they give a bay leaf)

Don't think of being angry with us -
A nail will come in handy around the house (give a nail)

They wanted to give a flashlight,
But we only found a ball (give a ball)

When you go for a walk,
So that your trousers don't fall off,
You have with you
This pin made of steel (give a pin)

Pour this into a glass
And drink slowly (give a glass)

After a drink, have a snack -
This is a very important matter.
Here's a sleeve for you
Paper napkin (give a napkin)

And for dessert we have
I have some candy for you (they give candy)

You received flowers, roses.
They don't wither in the cold (they give a card with roses)

13. Comic congratulations on the anniversary. Gift-Riddle (toilet)

We present the hero of the day with a GIFT - A large box wrapped in beautiful gift paper and with a beautiful bow.
Presenter: (Name of the hero of the day), try it, guess, and then open it. That's 10 gifts in one! This is a mystery gift, but here’s a hint for you.