A man’s birthday is too unique a holiday, because every year the public demands more and more, tightening the straps on his freedom and boyishness, on the other hand, the soul asks for fireworks of fun. Joy and complete ease. Every man feels the process of aging and decay much more subtly, so every year he tries to get the most out of his own friends and life opportunities, so name day parties acquire a universal scope. Congratulations in this case are always filled with humor and youthful ease; many simply forget about the age of the hero of the occasion and wish him the most extraordinary acquisitions, breathtaking travels and the most passionate evenings in the company of the best women in the city.
I congratulate you, gorgeous man, on your birthday,
Today you drink, dance and don’t be sad at all,
And in the evening, your face, in mashed potatoes or a delicious salad,
Carefully, or quickly lower it!
So that everyone around you is completely freaked out,
And they said: Yes! Our birthday boy, he is!
Remain the same cheerful fellow and humorist,
May you always be healthy, rich, and young!
I wish you ho, dear, only clear days,
So that your soul does not know peace and boredom,
I wish you the most faithful and very cheerful friends,
After all, a friend who is reliable is not small at all!
I want you to always remain the same
Strong, strong, fair and cheerful,
May happiness live in you, never be sad,
Be energetic, inspired and healthy!
Man, give goodness and love to everyone around you,
Let the blood always play in your heart,
Let your whole world be cool,
Be an angel in the family, and a banker in finance!
Relax more often, go to the movies with the girls,
Fishing with friends, dancing and drinking wine,
Let every evening be like an obsession,
I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart on your birthday.
I wish you, man, that your income is wow!
And so that he glows with health - blood and milk.
May it be fun today - just WOW!
May you be cool and breathtaking!
So that there are very, very few problems,
And may your luck surprise everyone!
And today, in honor of our birthday, pour us,
And we'll drink to you, birthday boy - H-HAY!
A man should not be shy and modest,
So I wish you a huge account in a reliable bank,
And outside the city limits a three-story strong dacha,
Energy, health, vigor and inspiration to boot.
So that you can relax twice a year on the azure coasts,
So that everything always works out in piquant, amorous matters,
So that your loved ones appreciate your most reliable friends,
May your career grow and achieve impossible victories in life!
I wish you, man, that you are constantly given
Honors, prizes, awards, prizes and medals.
So that you always have it as needed,
A glass filled to the brim with sparkling wine!
I want you to rise sharply and forever,
Income, times a hundred and has never dropped,
Put all your strength and effort into this,
And on your birthday, accept gifts and wishes!
Dear birthday boy, may your life be filled with dreams,
May your path be glorified by good deeds,
Take all the most beautiful things from your destiny,
And surround yourself with loved, reliable people.
It’s not for nothing that a lot of people gathered for your birthday,
After all, we consider friendship with you a heavenly gift,
We wish you to sparkle with health and live long,
Be in abundance, in the mood and always love each other!
Everyone chooses their own route in their life,
You chose the right one, never back down from it,
May victories and success await you on your path,
Implement all plans and achieve all goals.
May all the doors of the world always be open,
Let there be only green lights for you on all roads,
Don't be sad on your birthday, and never be sad at all,
Man, I wish you the loudest victories!
You are a gorgeous man, you can say a lot,
On your birthday, I wish you many years,
Experiments, and every day new discoveries,
Bright travels, inspiration, loud victories!
Matters of importance and interest, strong, devoted friendship,
Gigantic health, energy, joy and strength,
So that you have everything that you really need,
May your every day bring you pleasure!
Man, may everything work out well for you,
And may there always be luck in all your affairs,
Let friendship be strong and love bright,
And small problems are such nonsense!
Let ideas explode in you with bright lights,
Let new, reliable, cheerful friends appear,
Let your loved ones gather for your birthday,
Those who are loved with our hearts are those who have no relatives!
May your birthday party be fun today,
May this day bring you luck, man,
And at the same time, gifts and warm congratulations,
Pleasant moments, meetings and bright events.
May your loved ones and friends make you happy today,
May your family always be with you,
May your income be high and stable,
And you stay healthy, young and strong!
Happy birthday
And we wish you good health.
And in addition to you -
A lot of money, a yacht, a dacha,
Fish, beer, “Kirieshki”,
Cheese "pigtail" and nuts
Let them find their home
In your refrigerator.
At work - only success,
More laughter in your life.
More bright, bright days.
Don't forget your family and friends.
May your health be good,
There will be no need for pills.
Let joy overflow,
Only paradise reigns in the soul,
Let in finances regularly
Replenishment is taking place.
Energetic, cheerful and cheerful
Always be you. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.
Birthday boy, happy birthday!
Smile from ear to ear
After all, there is laughter and fun all around,
The room is full of guests.
Everyone around you wishes
Dreams come true.
Let reality coincide
With what you want.
Well, the main thing is health
An endless resource
So that you don't remember him,
Choosing a life course.
Be happy and lucky
With a strong rear behind your back.
It is important! Very important
To those who are next to you!
What can I wish for you now?
Love, health and wealth.
To go forward, press on the gas
And you knew no obstacles to your goals!
I wish that every day
You became more and more successful.
Let there be a car, a house,
May you glow with joy!
May your wife be a loving one.
I wish you loyal friends.
After all, we only have one life,
Let only happiness be in her!
Even on horseback, like Don Quixote,
Even on a donkey, like Sancho Panza,
Press forward without stopping,
Don't miss out on this chance.
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Laugh in the face of all adversity,
Season your life with a dash of risk,
Bask in the rays of mutual love.
Be healthy, like a hero,
So that the little girl plays in your hands,
So that you don't grow wider at the waist,
So that the capital figure grew.
Success is an eternal favorite
(No need for modest excuses)
Let your birthday light up
There are so many people who care about you.
I wish you success
More joy and laughter
Good friends, not grabbers,
And there are more than two Mercedes.
To buy a dacha overseas,
I have accumulated bank accounts,
So that everything works out everywhere,
But the mood did not end.
Enthusiasm - without limits.
Ideas of good, new faces.
May you be a hammer in everything.
And so that everything is “OK” everywhere!
I wish you to wake up from passionate sex,
From strong coffee and delicious cupcakes!
And let there be full vigor and strength,
And may a wave of happiness cover you!
So that the wife doesn’t get angry and does everything,
I always went out for a beer with friends.
And let my beloved mother-in-law become a fairy,
Once a year, let her come!
Let your employees respect you,
Let all your affairs be decided for you.
All goals are easy to always achieve,
Your income increased every day!
I wish that every day
You were as beautiful as a deer
But only without their horns.
Let the enemies have horns.
May you have strength...
And teeth like a crocodile,
A diplomat made from a crocodile,
Where the money is in bundles.
I wish you go fishing
You only caught mermaids
So that the float floats smoothly,
And life flowed like sweet juice.
Happy Birthday man!
Do everything as you are used to:
Win at what you love
Set goals more boldly.
Get only what you want
Be happy both day and night:
Let your hand be strong -
Give problems a kick!
I wish you only real wishes,
Gifts - only relevant and material ones,
Desperate, brave, crazy actions,
But still prudent,
I want to make fun of my enemies,
It's good to have fun with friends,
So that the whole crowd can check in at the club,
And then successfully show off on YouTube.
The next morning - just a pleasant awakening,
That's all, it seems, be healthy, happy birthday!
Happy birthday greetings to a man can be not only serious and touching, but also cool and funny. It is difficult to imagine any holiday without humor. With his funny wishes, the congratulator will put the birthday boy and everyone present in the right mood and set the right “course” for the entire event.
You can compose the coolest birthday greetings for the birthday boy yourself. Especially if a person has known the hero of the occasion for a long time and is often present in his life.
In this case, you will be able to remember some interesting funny stories in which the birthday boy himself took part, and use the man’s favorite jokes and anecdotes.
As a result, the congratulation will turn out to be very original and, most importantly, individual. The hero of the occasion will definitely laugh and rejoice sincerely.
If the congratulatory person knows Photoshop, he can create a festive poster or a cool postcard for the birthday boy. For example, by changing the man’s appearance (by making a humorous caricature), adding a funny background or some thematic objects around. Your “creation” can be associated with the hero of the occasion’s hobby, his work, or even some character traits.
Birthday greetings for the stronger sex can be touching, tender, serious or funny and comic. Humor is always appropriate at any holiday, and funny birthday greetings for a man will set the right tone for the celebration and bring a smile to everyone’s faces...
The resulting poster-card will be an excellent option for an unusual gift. Surely, it will take a place of honor in a man’s house and will be carefully kept by it. You can immediately write cool congratulations on the poster.
Another interesting option is to set the selected wish words to music. This can be done very simply, using any cheerful, cheerful melody. Then the congratulator will turn his speech into a full-fledged festive performance. It will be relevant for a magnificent celebration with a large number of guests.
- Happy birthday! Boy, you're already big. I don’t know what to wish for you... Always be yourself! Everyone wishes you happiness, long life and not getting sick, avoiding bad weather. You are handsome - keep it up! I wish you a yacht, a dacha, and a suitcase with some money to boot. Be patient a little longer, you'll soon buy an island.
- I wish you a beautiful life: Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer! Go to the bathhouse on weekends, live to the fullest! And so that your wife is obedient, Indifferent to mink coats, So that she feeds you deliciously, So that she is skillful in bed! In general, more of all the blessings that are in your men's dreams!
- Happy Birthday! Don’t get drunk, but “take it” in moderation! Never end up in a bullpen, prison, or hospital. Be clear and sober in your mind, keep your heart burning fieryly. Prostatitis, enuresis You will never know. So that my nerves are steel, So that I can achieve everything. So that dollars and euros do not fit into your wallet. In the Maldives and Hawaii Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger. I wish you from the bottom of my heart: May everything come true in due time!
Funny wishes in your own words
You can write a humorous congratulation to a man in your own words. Such wishes can be made no less funny and memorable than thematic poems.
Are you planning to write a greeting yourself? You need to follow a simple plan:
- Find your favorite joke on the Internet. Preferably one that the birthday boy will definitely like or that somehow intersects with his life.
- At the beginning of the joke, add a cool address to the birthday person.
- Insert congratulations anywhere in the text.
Using this scheme, in just a couple of minutes you will be able to compose an interesting, comic congratulation to a man yourself. If this option seemed too complicated, you just need to select a ready-made text of a funny birthday wish.
- Happy birthday, cool man. I wish you to feel like a real kid in life, to have fun every day and not to stress without unnecessary reasons, and in principle, even if you don’t have such reasons. In general, let there be a lot of money in your wallet, let cute beauties surround you, let success be your middle name, let everything always be smooth for you.
- Our dear, happy birthday to you! May your health be good, your income stable, your home cozy, your friends loyal, your work interesting. May you always be surrounded by love and may good luck accompany you in everything! Remain in any situation as you are - courageous, reliable, confident!
- Happy birthday! I wish you to have lemon, as it is very good for health and supporting the immune system. Especially when it's lemon dollars. Good luck and good luck in all your endeavors.
Comic toasts for the holiday table
If the congratulatory person is invited to the festive table, then you should prepare for the event in advance.
In this case, it is best to choose wishes for the hero of the occasion in the form of a toast. They always sound beautiful, interesting, bright.
The toast text can also be made funny. You can find humorous congratulations not only for your birthday, but also for a specific date. For example, for the 50th anniversary.
- They say that a real man must build a house, plant a tree and give birth to a son. I want to wish our birthday boy that no one would judge him by such actions. Because a real man is one who is always responsible for his words and actions. And therefore, he must save the house, grow a tree and raise a child! For a real man!
- They say that a man's reputation is not determined by the size of his dignity, but depends on women's ideas about his masculinity. Therefore, I want to drink to our birthday boy. So that he always has the highest level of reputation - both from the woman and in his personal opinion!
- They say that only those who never give up can hope for success. I want to drink to the birthday boy. So that he never gives up either his arms or the rest of his body. And he could always meet his luck fully armed, he was ready to catch it and not miss it!
Funny short congratulations
If you need to congratulate a man on his birthday quickly and briefly, you can choose funny quatrains and short congratulations in prose. You can easily fit your cool wishes into just a couple of lines.
Short texts provide enormous scope for the congratulator's imagination. They can be placed on almost any gift or sent to the birthday person in a message. If the chosen humorous wish phrase resonates with a man’s life, it can be printed, for example, on a diary or a tea/coffee cup. In this case, the hero of the occasion will often remember the congratulator and smile every time he looks at the schedule for the work week or tea party.
- You are a man no matter what, You haven’t ruined the year, And today, on your birthday, You give all your friends fun. So congratulations then - Be happy forever!
- Congratulations and wish you Money, women and cars. So that you are always number one on the pedestal.
- Happy birthday!!! Age is just a number that determines how many years you have spent on Earth, they don’t mean anything else! Grow further!
- Happy R-Day! I wish your income growth rate to grow faster than inflation!
To “tie” a cool poem to the holiday, before it starts, you should simply congratulate the man on his birthday in your own words. It would be relevant to add: “I wish you victories in any business, success in your career and love, as well as boundless happiness and joy.” Wishes can be anything. After them, you can insert a cool congratulation verse.
- I wish you more sunshine, less slush and dirt under your feet, May summer come in your life, and the Merc replace the old broken VAZ.
- Today is your birthday! Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug? For your love, luck, House, wife, apartment, dacha, So that the car doesn’t break down, Your mother-in-law often admires you, Your father-in-law loves and respects, Even the cat adores you. Live to be 100 healthy, cheerful, cheerful, so that on your hundredth anniversary you can dance without crutches.
- Happy Birthday man! Let the gun not fire blanks, let your health be like strong rum, let your arms hug the waist of your beloved woman and never let go of your luck. Let the storms of passion and emotions in life not subside, and let the locomotive of fate carry you to success and crazy happiness.
Most men have a positive attitude towards jokes and humor in all its forms. Including when the jokes concern their personal holiday. Unlike representatives of the fair sex, they are extremely rarely offended even by rude, humorous wishes. Therefore, you can safely choose any thematic congratulations. The main thing is to be sure of their appropriateness.
Happy birthday!
Boy, you're already big.
I don’t know what to wish for you...
Always be yourself!
Everyone wishes you happiness
Long life and not to get sick,
They avoided bad weather.
You are handsome - keep it up!
I wish you a yacht, a dacha,
The suitcase comes with some extra money.
Be patient a little longer
You'll buy an island soon.
I wish you a beautiful life:
Fishing, relaxation, lots of beer!
Go to the bathhouse on weekends,
Live to the fullest!
And so that the wife is obedient,
Indifferent to mink coats,
To feed you deliciously,
So that she is skillful in bed!
In general, more all sorts of benefits,
What is in your men's dreams!
Happy birthday, man! I wish you to always remain strong, lively, cheerful, confident, brave and cool, like a lion among animals, like an eagle in the sky, like a cornflower in an open field, like a basil in a garden bed. Let every day be lucky, let happiness and luck come not at retail, but wholesale!
Let it be in your hut
There's money and girls
And outside the window a faithful horse awaits:
Iron, fashionable - wow, fire.
And let at your porch
Three faithful soldiers are on duty:
Love, reliability and peace,
And happiness follows you.
In luck - eternal unlimited,
In bed - personal Aibolit,
In a career - growth to the skies,
Let there be progress in everything.
Well, a little more will,
A little sugar without salt,
A little serious personal matters,
So that chaos does not happen.
Happy Birthday
And I wish you all the best:
Lots of joy and money
In reality, not in dreams!
In every business, endeavor,
Only success - to the skies,
Inspiration, prosperity,
And any other miracles!
Happy Birthday! Don't get drunk
And moderately “accept”!
In the bullpen, prison, hospital
Never hit.
Keep your mind clear and sober,
The heart is burning fieryly.
Prostatitis, enuresis
You'll never know.
So that your nerves are steel,
So that I can achieve everything.
To dollars and euros
Didn't fit in the wallet.
In the Maldives and Hawaii
Drink sweet juice on a sun lounger.
I wish you from the bottom of my heart:
Let everything come true in due time!
You were born, and it doesn't matter
How many years ago?
On this day I wish
May there always be harmony in the family!
So that your wife meets you at home
In a mini-dress up to the elbows,
And the children's loud laughter
Made everyday life more fun.
So that friends with a keg of beer
We came sometimes
And today, on my birthday,
And with a bottle of cognac!
Today is your birthday!
Let's drink while standing. Where's the mug?
For your love, luck,
House, wife, apartment, dacha,
So that the car doesn't break down,
Mother-in-law often admired
Father-in-law loved and respected
Even the cat would adore it.
Live to be 100 healthy
Cheerful, cheerful,
So that on the hundredth anniversary
I was able to dance without crutches.
On a man's birthday
Somehow it’s common to wish
Build a house, make a son
And plant trees.
This is all important, of course:
And the heirs and the forest,
And the cottage is multi-storey...
Better with a sauna... Or without.
The main thing is that in this house,
Just step over the threshold,
The heart was filled with light,
There were no quarrels or squabbles.
To make children happy.
And it doesn’t matter: daughter or son.
Be, dear, in the world
All the happiest men!
Such a prominent man
I want to wish you victories
May you be in all your glory and strength
He lived for decades more.
I want to wish you success
I want to wish love
To have reasons to laugh,
Don't let your finances fail you.
So that in this swamp of life
There was a reliable island.
And so, as they say in the navy,
Caught a fair breeze!
Happy Birthday!
Let them rush at full speed
Happiness, miracle, inspiration
And luck is just a click away.
Let everything work out, grow together,
Magic will happen
The sun shines daily
And it will only bring joy!
It's already getting dark,
And we went into your apartment,
It's time to congratulate you,
Today has arrived!
We must confess to you,
You were little appreciated
But you won't notice it
On this birthday of yours.
Our congratulations to you,
That he is very truthful
I personally wrote it
Did he really come out handsome?
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The birthday has fallen Unexpected for us! Are you hungover this morning? Did you drink vigorous, tasty kvass? A day of festivities is ahead. Come on, beech, keep your nose up! We will not tolerate lamentations, Let's all sing a toast together. Happy birthday! Let's all tremble We'll have a drink on the road. Even if we remember little later, But the poem will remain.
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Have you seriously gotten old? Come on, old man! Do you remember what I said? Carry a wig with you... Now, I pull... "don't worry" I don’t suddenly like your wig. I'm behind your ears - bend down, In a friendly way, my friend, I want to lift you up in my eyes! So that the ladies say: “Ah!” - The boys were filled with pride, And the man said nothing: “Man!” From old grandmothers, Apple-pear pie. From a girl passing by, Hint - chills! In short, guy: don’t get sick, Don't yell at people who are close. And what else... “not in the eyebrow but in the eye”, Always be “AS” in everything.
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Yes, you are a fighting man, But there is room for improvement: There is no limit to perfection And it's not a matter of years! So that you never let us down Neither mind nor hand, May fortune come to you Pliable, light. And if you suddenly buy a ticket At least to Rome, at least to Gelendzhik They would have told you then What a cool man you are!
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Let there be a skein of happiness, And a lot of luck, A big tray of money May he screw everyone over in life! So that there is a loved one And I cooked borscht. And always with joy To make it sparkle! And don't be like a seal, Weekend? TO FOC! So that the fun is all yours It worked out for future use.
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On this sunny day, without hiding love, I want to congratulate you, my counterpart. I wish you happy smiles to the roof, Keep mice from hanging in the refrigerator. Let every hour be filled with warmth, Never be your weak link. And don’t forget your health bag along the way, Heading towards success, you just fly!
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Let the birth in this life It just always makes you happy. Forget the bad: anger, intrigues And then you will feel That it was not in vain that you were born, Be kind, sympathetic, cheerful. So that you always share the best With people, with everyone, that’s the only way. Let your wife be jealous of you Her friend, what can I say? May he always miss you. And you? It's up to you to choose.
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Scandal, betrayal, fight, Losing money and drinking Move to the background. After all, you, of course, are not a fool! In one moment you will resolve everything, You will subdue your enemies on the spot. I won't say much So as not to deceive, not to flatter. I want to congratulate you on your birthday, And apart from warm wishes, there is nothing to add. Read my poetic congratulations! Here you will see everything between the lines.
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To my beloved man On a nice birthday Yes, they won’t give you a razor And half a kilo of cookies. Let friends present Reading between the lines So, a small dacha, Or a cute boat. In the midst of a noisy feast, Where the toasts never end Let the glasses be full, And the joy of the heart. Let it cover you with happiness - Wave after wave, And let the troubles pass The other side.
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I wish you clean socks, T-shirts and shorts. Days, sunny, radiant, May love come to you! So that on this birthday Huge congratulations From the entire big planet I could fall into your hands.
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I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday My congratulations I wish you a sweet, sweet life, Let everything in life be in chocolate. Health, like Muromets, It's easy for you to get up in the morning So that the dust does not leave you My wife gave me my salary Reliable, loyal friends May your mother-in-law be kinder to you And let your father-in-law be your friend Excellent congratulations!
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Congratulations on your birthday! This is one of those days when you - The best of all generations When everyone gives you flowers. When about a stool at dinner You may not even remember Your place today is the best And it's at the head of the table. They will tell you a lot of good things, They wish for more years. And then take care as best you can They will bring you as many cutlets as you want! And salad with sandwiches, fish, And the sausages are a select variety. And, be strong, there will still be plenty to eat Cake with candles and cream! Afterwards everyone will want it urgently Pull your ears. This is a serious age, for sure. Red Ears will have to walk. And then there will be games... Sit on the sofa by the mountain And eating olives - never mind, You will be a hero in every game. I'm only joking, of course. I congratulate you with all my heart. But just in case, remember: Be strong this day, I am with you!
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What to give for a birthday? Make a call in the morning And give it to the birthday boy Original congratulations! Wish from the heart Porsche Cayenne for luxury, And a MasterCard credit card For financial costs. Let there be longevity - like that of a turtle, And the appetite is like that of huge lions, Sexual activity is like that of cats in March, And be persistent - like a powerful rhinoceros.
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Today is your wonderful day! A mountain of smiles, happiness and gifts. You can dig up that old stump Where homeless people drink vodka in the park. Or can you run around the house naked? Or scare passers-by with your “gnome”, Ride to work on a camel And I don’t care that people swear! I've gone a little crazy. Happy birthday to you, my dear!
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I wish you to sing loudly From happiness, joy and miracle. And not under the sofa Stinking piles of socks! I wish you a nice wife, So that she doesn’t ask for a lot of money. I wish you an old friend: Male friendship is strength! I wish that my congratulations Touched me to the depths of my soul, So that he helps on his birthday With his eloquent style.
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